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I honestly wish there was video of her saying it. I want to know if she kept a straight face and if the cops did.
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Leisher wrote: Yeah, this wasn't a shooting. This was a cry for attention or a right wing dipshit making some point like "just because a guy wears body armor and has guns..."
I think he was going for a viral moment. They say he had his phone out filming the whole thing.
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"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
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A former real estate agent from Chicago, Kerri Rivera, later suggested the solution could cure autism.
Is death a cure?
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According to Marion Cobretti, yes.
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*clang clang* my hatchets together.
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I know you didn't even need to google the name.
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Saw it in the theater.
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If he could carry that much ammo, he probably would.

Like I told a fellow cruise passenger in Mexico, "If we were smart, we wouldn't have joined the Marines in the first place."
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https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/14/media/uk ... -gbr-intl/

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That's just insane catering to the insane. That's a choice.
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I hate to put this poor bastard here, but he made some bad choices.

I truly don't understand how people trust hookers in any way, shape, or form (the Bunny Ranch excluded). I really don't understand doing hardcore drugs around them, particularly ones they supplied.
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Lawyer murders man who threw a golf ball at his car.

[Insert "Well that escalated quickly" meme.]
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Listen, if you're fighting in a fast food place, you're a moron and have made bad choices. That being said, this is a bad bitch. She has been taught how to defend herself.
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“A lot of people don’t know that marriage comes with instructions,” he said. “And, we find them right there in God’s word.”
Wonder what it would say if women had written it instead of men.
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She could checkmate by being out of town that day.

But... I have a feeling she'll want the attention.
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