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Dumb fuck uses Gorilla Glue as hair gel and now wants to sue.

Her reasoning is that the warning doesn't mention hair and the package says it is multipurpose.

Fuck her so much.
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Leisher wrote: Mon Feb 08, 2021 5:44 pm Dumb fuck uses Gorilla Glue as hair gel and now wants to sue.

Her reasoning is that the warning doesn't mention hair and the package says it is multipurpose.

Fuck her so much.
Fuck her.
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Leisher wrote: Sat Jun 20, 2020 7:58 pm
TheCatt wrote:
Man, I read wall street bets on reddit sometimes, and the loss porn is disturbing. This guy hadn’t even lost stuff though, based on that screenshot. :(
Family blames Robinhood. Robinhood making changes.
The inevitable lawsuit.
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When you're so narcissistic that it gets you divorced.

All he cared about in that selfie was him. That says something about him.
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Did we talk about this?

Watch the video. It's absolutely hilarious.

Also, I'm not calling the guy a moron because he couldn't work the technology. I'm calling him a moron because he felt it was necessary to point out that he was, in fact, not a cat. :D
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Leisher wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 9:33 am I'm calling him a moron because he felt it was necessary to point out the he was, in fact, not a cat.
Right?
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So your parents (or someone) paid to get you into a football camp. Former NFL MVP Cam Newton is there. What are you going to do? Pick his brain about what it takes to win a national championship or get to a Super Bowl? No?

Did you instead say "Talk shit to him as if his life has been a failure?"
Neat follow up:

People have found the kid's highlight tapes and destroyed him so much he deleted his Twitter. :D
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Badly written apology that doesn't actually apologize...
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Leisher wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 12:44 pm Badly written apology that doesn't actually apologize...
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As Gordon says, "Thieves are scum" and this one is also a moron.



Then there's this dumb bitch. The story.

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I mean, yeah, she's stupid, but there's a part of me that likes her attitude, kinda, partially. The anti-lazy part.
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Leisher wrote: Fri Feb 26, 2021 2:25 pm This thread was named for this story. :D
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Leisher wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 3:00 pm Guys dies trying to save a buck.
He had to be murdered, right? :)

Just read a story of a guy who went after his boat that got away on launch, and drowned. But at least that was a boat.
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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15 killed in SUV wreck. Putting this here until we know more details, because...
At least 15 people have died from a crash between an SUV and a semi-truck in Southern California Tuesday morning, according to officials with the El Centro Regional Medical Center.

Hospital officials said they believe there were 27 passengers in the SUV that struck a semi-truck full of gravel.

Fourteen people died at the scene, El Centro Regional Medical Center officials said.
Although, maybe it was a boatload of illegals coming across the border? I dunno.
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