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Huh, it's really like that on Amazon for the audible:
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Dude just racks up the charges in this futile attempt to flee.
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Whomever made this graphic for Fox Sports.

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I .... dont get it?
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That's where the twin towers were.
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Leisher wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 4:14 pm That's where the twin towers were.
Ohhhhhh, lol.
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TheCatt wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 4:40 pm
Leisher wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 4:37 pm Bodega worker defends himself and gets charged with murder.

Dude came behind the counter and was physically assaulting him. Old fella was right to defend himself. Fuck the DA for filing charges.
Yeah, fuck that shit, dude was completely justified.
Charges are being dropped.
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Yay!
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Not a moron, just a typo, but it resulted in comedy gold:

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that's pretty fucking hilarious.
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"It was just sex, it doesn't mean anything."
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Presidents don't control gas prices, Cheney still does, obviously.
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I've seen this woman's tweets a lot (I really do follow and like a lot of people on both sides.) and she is a textbook propaganda machine.

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I was in Heathrow this morning and my stomach is very upset, so I went to the bathroom as fast as I could. Huge fucking line. While in line I see some dude walk out of the handicapped stall and figure "well, better than shitting myself" and duck in. Ahhhhh, sweet nasty relief. The handicap stall is like one of those family bathrooms, separate from the men's and women's rooms.

Wash my hands, step outside... And a handicapped person in a wheelchair is waiting outside the door.
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TheCatt wrote: Sat Aug 06, 2022 12:33 pm And a handicapped person in a wheelchair is waiting outside the door.
You should have pretended to be blind or just say you identify as handicapped.

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TheCatt wrote: Sat Aug 06, 2022 12:33 pm Wash my hands, step outside... And a handicapped person in a wheelchair is waiting outside the door.
1. He possibly just had a full bag. Your need was greater. Plus handicaps get better parking than regulars so fuck them.

2. I would never not use a cripple stall on the off chance a handicap needed one. Especially in an emergency.
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