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Say the Audi doesn't turn into his path. Was he going to use the car ramp and jump the truck?
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Is that a bicycle symbol in the lanes on each side of the road? Not quite sure. Delivery truck was parked in it. And I wonder if that includes motorbikes, there.

I'm still going to say the bike was going too fast for conditions.
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If you're going to rob a gun store while it's open, you better not walk in with a "I have a gun and that makes everyone scared of me" attitude.
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"This man has been waiting for this moment his entire life."

That sounds like a criticism.

I'd have phrased it, "This man has been ready for this since the military."
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Crime is probably where I have my most conservative views. The asshole got what he deserved. Good riddance.
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It's too bad it went down that way. The kid obviously had no intentions of using his gun. The guy was able to draw and aim and all the kid did was go defensive. At least, no shots that I can see. Went down fast and hard. But, you know, you go that route, and bad shit's going to happen. If it wasn't that day, it would have been another.
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Cakedaddy wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2023 2:57 pm The kid obviously had no intentions of using his gun.
Isn't it gun rule #1 that you never pull out a gun you're not willing to use?

The kid fucked up thinking he could take his eyes off the workers, let alone for that long. Not sure if that was stupidity or some level of false confidence from having brandished a gun before and seeing people's reaction?
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I told my kid the other day, "Never give a person a second chance to kill you."

If there's a gun pointed at you, it isn't a game any more.
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Leisher wrote: Thu Mar 02, 2023 3:07 pm Isn't it gun rule #1 that you never pull out a gun you're not willing to use?
For law abiding people, yes. For criminals, it's also a tool to scare people into compliance. So you never need to intend to use it to still get your way. And ya. I'm thinking they just figured people would always do what they are told if they are holding a gun.

I imagine the kid's last word was 'wait', thinking he could talk himself out of the situation.
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My kid has heard things. That's just how he put it. "I've heard things."
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Well, in your case, it is trauma.
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TheCatt wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2023 12:30 pm Well, in your case, it is trauma.
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Who is the moron? We are...
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Hah! That's awesome. I was like "Man, if sports players were arrested for drunk driving that much, we would have heard about it more, right?" So I was really struggling.
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Ha!
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People who apply their values to their pets are delusional.
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Dogs should never be vegetarians.
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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OMG. I'm high and knew they were wrong.
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