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TheCatt wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 11:30 am Really? Maybe you should hate making terrible life decisions.
Fucking Amen! That situation has NOTHING to do with her being a woman and everything to do with her being insecure, immature, and irresponsible.
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Leisher wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 11:58 am
TheCatt wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 11:30 am Really? Maybe you should hate making terrible life decisions.
Fucking Amen! That situation has NOTHING to do with her being a woman and everything to do with her being insecure, immature, and irresponsible.


She reposted.
I've done it before in secret. I have to. I have no stable income, no stable home, no friends or support, no charity organizations that are able to help me, nothing to offer a child. And the dad is abusive. I just can't.

But it's sad and it's lonely and I wish things were different.
It sucks being a woman and not being able to tolerate hormonal birth control, having a cervix that expels IUDs, a boyfriend who refuses to use condoms and doesn't take no for an answer. And then having to deal with the aftermath all by yourself, in shame.
I still can[t help but feel "make better decisions"
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"Yes, he's abusive. Poor me. But do you expect me to just live without love? Stop oppressing me, fascist."
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Man I hope this is photoshopped...

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I'm really not awake and functioning properly today, so I'm just putting this out here without jokes.

This is comedy gold.
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Leisher wrote: Wed Sep 21, 2022 10:48 am This is comedy gold.
Ramsey joined Beyond Meat in December last year, pivoting from a three-decade career at Tyson Foods.
Maybe that lack of meat made him crazy?
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That would explain insane lesbians, heyo
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I'm just glad it was a woman :)
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That's gotta be fake, but a little funny.
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It is fake as I discovered about 5 minutes after posting it, but the woman's face sells it so well I had to leave it.
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Porn star didn't know that she'd actually have sex with people while making porn.

That's a safe link, but it does have a picture of her in a bikini. (Worth seeing)

I can only assume she had never seen a porn before? Did she think it was all CGI?
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She could have said no, once she learned. If she was incapable of being adult, perhaps she shouldn't be allowed out into public without a male relative to ensure she doesn't volunteer to have sex without her own consent.
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Leisher wrote: Sat Sep 24, 2022 12:32 am That's a safe link, but it does have a picture of her in a bikini. (Worth seeing)

I can only assume she had never seen a porn before? Did she think it was all CGI?
I just don't know. She was only 18 when she did porn, but still, you'd think an 18 year old would know. Also, she sure got experienced fast in 9 months based on the rubber ducky video I just googled.
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That parody account has some gems.
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TheCatt wrote: Sun Sep 25, 2022 8:20 am That parody account has some gems.
But is it funnier or sadder when it's not parody?

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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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omg. has she never pumped her own gas or something?
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