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No qualifiers on the poll. No gray area. If you have a qualifier that would make you choose one option or the other, just choose that option. Be honest and don't rush into an answer. Really contemplate the question.

Actually, the only qualifiers I will allow are:
1. No ransom, violence, or other coercion can be used against you to get you to subscribe. This is strictly you subscribing as a fan.
2. Services rendered can be the standard OnlyFans videos/pictures, privatized messages, the "lottery" gimmick I've seen some of them advertise where you can win an experience with them, etc. However, it cannot be a continuing intimate relationship. So your wife/mistress/girlfriend opening an OnlyFans doesn't count.

My answer:
No. There is not a woman on the planet that could get me to subscribe to an OnlyFans account. I'll follow a reddit account for free just to see a random gorgeous body, but I'm never going to pay for anything of the sort.

I was discussing this with my lunch group and I pointed out that such a service offers me absolutely nothing. While I enjoy the female form and consider it the height of beauty, once I've seen it, I've seen it. Sure, a woman can make a video at your request and say your name, but she's not doing it because she legit wants YOU. She just wants your money. Real sexuality, the true turn on is borne from your partner's desire to please you and be pleased by you. Without that, a beautiful woman might as well just be a painting.
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Overall, today, I'd have to say
No. It's just porn, and there's an infinite amount of porn on the internet. I can't imagine someone being so attractive to me that they'd be worth money. But who knows was horny 80 year old me would do :)
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I'm neither pathetic nor desperate enough to fool myself that an OF relationship is anything except a financial transaction.
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If there was no free porn, reddit, pornhub, etc - would you pay ?
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TheCatt wrote: Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:51 pm If there was no free porn, reddit, pornhub, etc - would you pay ?
That's a good twist.
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Leisher wrote: Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:34 pm
TheCatt wrote: Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:51 pm If there was no free porn, reddit, pornhub, etc - would you pay ?
That's a good twist.
Right? I'm... conflicted.
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Here's the real question.
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A and there is no second place.
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Leisher wrote: Tue Aug 31, 2021 9:17 pm A and there is no second place.
According to this the one of the left has a vag, and and anus right above that.
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imagine the smell
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I think the allure of OnlyFans has to be the interactivity. These incels fool themselves into believing they have some sort of special connection with the girl thanks to the ability to communicate with her directly. You don't get that with porn.
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Leisher wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 12:46 pm I think the allure of OnlyFans has to be the interactivity. These incels fool themselves into believing they have some sort of special connection with the girl thanks to the ability to communicate with her directly. You don't get that with porn.
I guess it's just a modern version of strip clubs.
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TheCatt wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 12:49 pm
Leisher wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 12:46 pm I think the allure of OnlyFans has to be the interactivity. These incels fool themselves into believing they have some sort of special connection with the girl thanks to the ability to communicate with her directly. You don't get that with porn.
I guess it's just a modern version of strip clubs.
That's actually a great way of putting it.
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The stripper really DID like me tho, guys, I swear
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thibodeaux wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 1:11 pm The stripper really DID like me tho, guys, I swear
A group of friends and I once got invited back to party with strippers after the club shutdown (this was in Canada, if that matters)... and all I could think was "I need my kidneys"
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TheCatt wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 1:22 pm
thibodeaux wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 1:11 pm The stripper really DID like me tho, guys, I swear
A group of friends and I once got invited back to party with strippers after the club shutdown (this was in Canada, if that matters)... and all I could think was "I need my kidneys"
I mean, you have two...

Sadly, I know people who really did think the stripper was into them. They spent a LOT of money.

Best time I ever had at the strip club was when I took my twin cousins and Dictionary Dave to a local strip place. Dave and I headed to a pool table and proceeded to ignore the strippers, which got them interested and hanging out with us because "women". Meanwhile, the twins were back before even an hour was up asking if I thought the place would take credit cards. (They're country folk who don't get out much.)
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Leisher wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 1:43 pm Best time I ever had at the strip club was when I took my twin cousins and Dictionary Dave to a local strip place. Dave and I headed to a pool table and proceeded to ignore the strippers, which got them interested and hanging out with us because "women".
I just remember the 3 of us hanging out, and one friend got a dance... well, they disappeared for a while, and then, her and friends came to us, with drinks, and gave us drinks, and joined our table, etc. Honestly, we probably would have kept our kidneys, that guy is a "sell ice to eskimos" kinda guy.
Leisher wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 1:43 pm Meanwhile, the twins were back before even an hour was up asking if I thought the place would take credit cards. (They're country folk who don't get out much.)
lol
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Baywatch star joins OnlyFans.

1. Claims it's just another social media outlet.
2. Claims it's uncensored.
3. Says everything she posts is nothing more than what other celebs are posting on their social media accounts, so why not get paid for it?

Only she doesn't say the last part of #3, but it's strongly implied.

I think this is probably going to be a more common trend. The convention circuit except online.

Gordon should start a Jonathan Frakes OnlyFans page now and cash in before the real one does.
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