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Thieves are scum. I don't think I will ever not support the return of public stocks, for such crimes.

And cutting off one-hand-per-offense is an awfully interesting idea, too.
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Imagine you are engaged to a billionaire's son. By all accounts he seems like a good guy with a good head on his shoulders. Then one day while you are on a boat with him, you fall into the water. Then he dies horrifically trying to save you.

It always sucks when someone dies trying to save another's life.
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Two kids kill themselves on IG with a gun.

Okay, tragedy. However...if what the family says is true...well, let's just remember that Tragedy+Time=Comedy.
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Bride killed by drunk driver 5 hours after her wedding.

The husband has a brain injury.
Every day, about 32 people in the United States die in drunk-driving crashes — that's one person every 45 minutes. In 2020, 11,654 people died in alcohol-impaired driving traffic deaths — a 14% increase from 2019. These deaths were all preventable.
We need laws banning drinking and driving.
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Death penalty.
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Golf carts will do 65 mph?
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GORDON wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 11:51 am Golf carts will do 65 mph?
The car that hit the golf cart did 65.
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I read a different article that said the driver was in a golf cart doing 65.

As I said, reporters get it about 28% correct.
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GORDON wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 11:56 am I read a different article that said the driver was in a golf cart doing 65.

As I said, reporters get it about 28% correct.
The suspect, Jamie Lee Komoroski, 25, was charged with one count of reckless homicide and three counts of felony DUI resulting in great bodily harm, online court records show. Her vehicle was traveling 65 mph in a 25 mph zone, according to Gilreath.
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Yes. And as I said, I read the article where the facts were wrong. Reddit thread was discussing the 65mph golf cart.
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TheCatt wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 11:48 amDeath penalty.
I'm genuinely not sure here. Does she have a history of DUI? If so, then yeah, fuck her. However, if this was a one time mistake and she's otherwise a genuinely good person (particularly if she has kids), then give her a lifetime sentence of community service and let her live with the knowledge that she murdered a woman on her wedding day.

Although, if she's genuinely a good person, that's far crueler than killing her.
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Leisher wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 12:10 pm
TheCatt wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 11:48 amDeath penalty.
I'm genuinely not sure here. Does she have a history of DUI? If so, then yeah, fuck her. However, if this was a one time mistake and she's otherwise a genuinely good person (particularly if she has kids), then give her a lifetime sentence of community service and let her live with the knowledge that she murdered a woman on her wedding day.

Although, if she's genuinely a good person, that's far crueler than killing her.
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TheCatt wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 12:24 pm
Leisher wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 12:10 pm
TheCatt wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 11:48 amDeath penalty.
I'm genuinely not sure here. Does she have a history of DUI? If so, then yeah, fuck her. However, if this was a one time mistake and she's otherwise a genuinely good person (particularly if she has kids), then give her a lifetime sentence of community service and let her live with the knowledge that she murdered a woman on her wedding day.

Although, if she's genuinely a good person, that's far crueler than killing her.
Death penalty.
But...and hear me out...she's kinda, sorta attractive and while alive there's a .0000000000000000000000000000001% chance that one of us might get to bang her, so...
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Leisher wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 1:26 pm But...and hear me out...she's kinda, sorta attractive and while alive there's a .0000000000000000000000000000001% chance that one of us might get to bang her, so...
I felt she wasn't attractive enough to bang, so... death penatly. Also, she killed someone hotter than herself, while simultaneously creating a sympathetic story for the surviving husband.
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A very well crafted response. The defense would like to accept the prosecution's recommendation for the death penalty.
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I hope this women dies in a fire while drowning.
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Leisher wrote: Tue May 02, 2023 5:10 pm I hope this women dies in a fire while drowning.


It started earlier than that. 0.264, holy shit.
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Plays dumb when what?
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Self checkout machines now asking you to tip.

I think this is a great example of how Americans have become so beaten down by the system that they're afraid to speak up about anything anymore.
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