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Had my first old person colonoscopy last week. Honestly the prep wasn't as bad as I feared, just peed out my ass for a while, was careful with toilet paper to not irritate anything.

Woke up during the last minute or two of the procedure, which was weird. Could see the video screen. Certainly felt the device coming out of my ass.

A few small polyps, but they were normal.
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I've had two now. Good times.
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Just had my first today. Was your throat sore afterwards? Already heard from the wife about how they had their way with me, so . . . But seriously, red splotches all over the back of my throat and some discomfort in my trachea. The gas they gave me fucked me up bad. Or someone has acid jiz.
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Cakedaddy wrote: Thu May 04, 2023 12:58 pm But seriously, red splotches all over the back of my throat and some discomfort in my trachea.
Uh.... no. not at all.
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TheCatt wrote: Thu May 04, 2023 1:09 pm
Cakedaddy wrote: Thu May 04, 2023 12:58 pm But seriously, red splotches all over the back of my throat and some discomfort in my trachea.
Uh.... no. not at all.
Ditto.

You might want to report that to a doctor.
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.... and when he came awake, the doctors were leaning against the wall, smoking cigarettes.
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GORDON wrote: Thu May 04, 2023 1:52 pm .... and when he came awake, the doctors were leaning against the wall, smoking cigarettes.
That's ignorant!!!

You can't smoke in a hospital! They were vaping!
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After good sex they break the rules.
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You can smoke at the "hospital" Cake goes to.
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You guys had your done at a hospital?


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That explains why the "knock out gas" was just a chloroform rag.
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This remains the funniest colonoscopy scene ever made. (Context: Pete is his best friend's name and their other friend Ruxin always teases them about being gay. Also, he is married to a Jenny.) Sadly, I cannot find a good YouTube video of the full follow up scene, just half of it.

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"Wait, nurse? What's all that medical equipment for? What a weird place to have a colonoscopy. Where's the gimp? TV shows are so fake"

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