Hah!
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My fantasy team keeps being the luckiest fucking team on earth, which ruins my draft, and thus my team keeps sucking.
Jesus is, of course, the team I played, and we have 0 players tonight.
Jesus is, of course, the team I played, and we have 0 players tonight.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Lamar bailed my team out this week. I'm up and my opponent is done.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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If you're watching the game tonight, I have heard very good things about the ESPN 2 coverage with Peyton and Eli.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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I thought they were briefly going to the Mannings, but it turns out I accidentally turned on ESPN2.
Their analysis is 100x better than normal, but I miss hearing the game + crowd as well.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Gronk is gone.
I loved Eli talking about Peyton's forehead: "It's not really a forehead. It's more like a fivehead."
Also, how spot on were they talking about icing FG kickers?
I loved Eli talking about Peyton's forehead: "It's not really a forehead. It's more like a fivehead."
Also, how spot on were they talking about icing FG kickers?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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I needed every bit of that +18.5, but that's a win!
A 9 team teaser with +6 points. I actually lowered it from +7 or +8. My odds were +1400.
Also, Pat McAfee is awesome and Brett Favre had been drinking.
A 9 team teaser with +6 points. I actually lowered it from +7 or +8. My odds were +1400.
Also, Pat McAfee is awesome and Brett Favre had been drinking.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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He had to have hedged it.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Ha! (x2)
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
NFL
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
NFL
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
NFL
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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La'el Collins allegedly tried to bribe drug test collector.
Moron.
Even better
Moron.
Even better
The NFL initially was preparing to suspend Collins five games for his actions, but the NFL Players Association -- aware of the intended five-game suspension -- helped negotiate a reduction to what would have been a two-game ban.
Collins, however, appealed the suspension, and the appeal was heard by an arbitrator appointed jointly by the league and the NFLPA. The arbitrator not only rejected Collins' appeal but also ruled that, based on the evidence, the suspension should be increased back to the original five games.
It's not me, it's someone else.