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Dwyer is the latest NFL player to rough up his lady and child.

Anyone noticing the trend?




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Black people are violent?
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I was thinking they're all RBs (Rice, Peterson, Dwyer), but I'm not racist... :p
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How much time before a link is proposed between domestic violence and hits to the head which causes the NFL to foot the legal bill for all the players lest the NFLPA go apeshit?
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Leisher wrote:Sadly, your football knowledge is so low, I have no idea if you're kidding or not when you call Foster the "President of Football".

But by all means, try to argue that he's wrong.

Ok, calling beer poison is a bit much, but he's right about them not exactly being a poster child for morality.

He wouldn't be wrong arguing about Pepsi either. Pop is poison. Zero health benefits. They're selling diabetes and obesity in a can.
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Post by Troy »

man this is the worst. The bucs are so bad
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Troy wrote:man this is the worst. The bucs are so bad
No. This is the worst.
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The shame is that we won't get a Bucs vs. Jags game.
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TheCatt wrote:The shame is that we won't get a Bucs vs. Jags game.
Currently, the Jags would destroy them.
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Roger makes a wtf announcement.
“We have never had the funding needed to meet the demand for our services from those seeking help with domestic violence and dating abuse. Last year, because of this lack of resources, more than 77,000 calls went unanswered. Recent domestic violence incidents involving NFL players pushed the capacity of our organization to unprecedented levels,” said Katie Ray-Jones, President and CEO of the National Domestic Violence Hotline.

You're shitting me. The NFL's first couple weeks have pushed your hotline past the tipping point?

Starting within the next 30 days, all league and team personnel -- including executives, coaches, players and staff -- will participate in education sessions on domestic violence and sexual assault.

Because they had no access to those things before.
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Ah injuries... here's my keeper league:

5 players out
3 Questionable
4 Probable.
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TheCatt wrote:Ah injuries... here's my keeper league:

5 players out
3 Questionable
4 Probable.
Injuries are so bad:

Keeper PPR has me keeping Jeremy Kerley on the bench in case Decker can't go.

Catt league has me starting Terrence West and Ahmad Bradshaw at RB. On the bench? Foster and Ball.
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They must be right. The pick um league is just to easy. Now I may have time to actually watch some football maybe I can sharpen up my points picks.
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Vinatieri is a stud. Or so says the fact that he is my highest scorer so far.
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Going against Julio in one league, so I'm fucked there already. I also benched Vic Cruz. Probably on the one week he fucking scores.

Benched Bradshaw in keeper PPR in favour of Woodhead. Bradshaw responds by scoring a TD.
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Bridgewater's in. Looks like we're giving the Rams a run for "team most fucked at QB."
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The NFL is a ridiculous pile of shit. Go fuck yourself NFL refs. Go fuck your god damnned selves.

Desean gets targeted, NO FUCKING CALL.

Eagles start a god damned fight, only the Redskins get penalties.

Fucking horseshit.

You want to protect the QB, tell the QB to get his PANSY FUCKING ASS OFF THE FIELD.

Fuck you, NFL.




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OK... well, they fixed it. They originally called 2 Redskins out of the game, which was ABSOLUTELY INSANE.

Turns out they ejected 1 player from each team, but took them about 10 minutes to fix it.

I've never seen so many people injured and thrown out of a game.




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The Eagles' fucking scrubs are holding every god damned play, and nothing is getting called.
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Wow I'm in a crappy mood when I'm up all night with my daughter, I quit drinking caffeine, and the Redskins are fucking up.
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