I've got too many other things I can watch until the whole season is out.
Dells and Macs
Jean Luc Picard
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Jean Luc Picard
I figure he can have a female in front and a male in back, thrust forward/back and knock them out two at a time.
Jean Luc Picard
Not to mention two men per hand + his mouth. Probably some foot fetishists out there, too, while we're at it...
It's not me, it's someone else.
Jean Luc Picard
I don't know whether to be pissed or amused at what's become of my thread.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Jean Luc Picard
Middle out is the key to this scene, which is one of the funniest things ever devised. Still, the funniest part might be the guy coding on a Mac Book.
https://youtu.be/Tx3wDTzqDTs
https://youtu.be/Tx3wDTzqDTs
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Jean Luc Picard
Been to a tech conference lately? I'd say 2/3rds of the tech people use Macs.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Jean Luc Picard
Maybe at Amazon, but not at Dell Tech World.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Jean Luc Picard
Well, I mean... they probably don't have a choice if they're going to Dell conference they are Dell customers.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Jean Luc Picard
I'd argue they're also the people who do the actual IT work.
I'm only half kidding there. What actual tech would ever use an Apple? "I want to pay more for less power and options. I'm a tech!"
Admittedly, ever since Apple made their "computers" able to run Windows I have seen some techs using them. It's still amazing that Apple had to allow their machines to run their biggest competitor's OS just to make them worth having.
The absolute worst tech I ever worked with used an Apple. He also happened to make shitty music in his spare time. I'm quite certain those things are related.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Jean Luc Picard
IT people are plumbers. Software devs are creators 
95% of software development doesn't take much more than a pretty screen, fast CPU and some RAM.
95% of software development doesn't take much more than a pretty screen, fast CPU and some RAM.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Jean Luc Picard
It's not me, it's someone else.
Jean Luc Picard
That's true because he's a fucking politician where the superior captain, Kirk, is a legend and PC guy.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Jean Luc Picard
I use a Dell XPS 15. It's like the Mac Book Pro, but with more RAM + CPU. But still only 4lbs at 15"
It's not me, it's someone else.
Jean Luc Picard
When I travel I use a Surface Book 2.
Also, Picard.
Also, Picard.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Jean Luc Picard
Is that a U-class or real processor? Dell XPS 15 is my daily, travel or home.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Jean Luc Picard
Wife and I plan to watch this at some point. Was trying to figure out if the kids might like it.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Jean Luc Picard
My kid has never watched ST:TNG. That first season was too corny, even for an 8 year old. Therefore, he'd have no appreciation yet for this show.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."