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HBD dude. Probably no work safe links in this thread, huh.
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Thanks Troy, and to be safe I'll say no.
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Leisher wrote: Thanks Catt, just what I wanted!
We were without kids yesterday.

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Happy Birthday Leisher!
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NSFW

Door #1

Door #2

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Video girl:

"Hobbies: not eating
Guilty pleasure: plastic surgery and not eating
On a rainy day like to: not eat."
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GORDON wrote: Video girl:

"Hobbies: not eating
Guilty pleasure: plastic surgery and not eating
On a rainy day like to: not eat."
I didn't actually watch it, trying to fix some other people's code that broke, so I thought she was going to do a boob drop. Bah.
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As I approach 50 it occurs to me that the only way I'll ever hit my target weight again is to just stop eating. And that makes me think that girls that thin must be constantly irritated, due to never getting to eat.
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GORDON wrote: As I approach 50 it occurs to me that the only way I'll ever hit my target weight again is to just stop eating. And that makes me think that girls that thin must be constantly irritated, due to never getting to eat.
It's a lot easier in your 20s and 30s.
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TheCatt wrote:
GORDON wrote: Video girl:

"Hobbies: not eating
Guilty pleasure: plastic surgery and not eating
On a rainy day like to: not eat."
I didn't actually watch it, trying to fix some other people's code that broke, so I thought she was going to do a boob drop. Bah.
Here we go
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Thanks.

The girl behind door #1 is fucking adorable.
TheCatt wrote: It's a lot easier in your 20s and 30s.
True story.

I could eat a large pizza and drink half a bottle of jack in an evening, wake up not hung over, scratch my flat tummy, and have girls calling begging to come over and give me head.

Now I have to take a pill every day to keep from getting heartburn, I worry every meal makes me fatter, I get hung over much easier and it lasts longer, and I'm married. :D
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Thank you and women continue to be swell...
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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Happy 50th Leisher!!
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Ew, 50.
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I am officially on top if the hill and statistically well past halfway through my life.

Thank you for the boobies Catt!
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Ew, 51.
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TheCatt wrote: Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:02 am Happy Birthday, Leisher!
I'm in an airport so just rewatch these if they are still there
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