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GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:47 pm
Stranger wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:41 pm
GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:26 pm In spite of her entire personality seeming ugly and gross, I am tempted to send her a message saying, "You must be in menopause, because you don't have any periods."
LOL!! Yes, please do it. I wanna know what her response is.
If I thought she'd get the joke, I would. I'd guess she has about a 92 IQ.
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My girlfriend's experience with dating:

- Most men will hit on her, even if they are married/cheating, or too young or old. They are up for any level of relationship, right now.
- Half of those would actually hook up, if she said yes.
- Maybe 1 in 20 of those remaining would be "good enough" for her.

My experience with dating:

- At 50 I'm way too old to be successful on Tinder, where all the casual sex happens. Honest about my age, and get no hits, ever.
- I don't want to get married or be monogamous, so that wipes out 95% of the age-appropriate women who are on other online dating apps.
- So right there I've got a dating pool of about 1:200 local woman.
- Of those, maybe 1 in 20 aren't obese, or have a ton of mileage (claims to be 45, looks 75).
- So there's maybe 1 out of 5000 women in the area with whom I'd hook up.... and then they want to at least be friends, first. Be able to go out for an evening of drinks. Very few 35+ women looking for casual sex.
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thibodeaux wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 1:00 pm
GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:47 pm
Stranger wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:41 pm LOL!! Yes, please do it. I wanna know what her response is.
If I thought she'd get the joke, I would. I'd guess she has about a 92 IQ.
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She's totally white, and not the worst looking girl I've seen online.
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GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 1:02 pm
thibodeaux wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 1:00 pm
GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:47 pm If I thought she'd get the joke, I would. I'd guess she has about a 92 IQ.
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She's totally white, and not the worst looking girl I've seen online.
What? NOW white people can't suffer racism?
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I assumed Thib was being super racist, assuming she was non-white.
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GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 1:05 pm I assumed Thib was being super racist, assuming she was non-white.
I mean, he always is... but...
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GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 1:02 pm
thibodeaux wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 1:00 pm
GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:47 pm If I thought she'd get the joke, I would. I'd guess she has about a 92 IQ.
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She's totally white, and not the worst looking girl I've seen online.
Then she's culturally appropriating AAVE, which is ultra-mega-racist.

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You're making her seem more appealing.
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GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 12:47 pm I'd guess she has about a 92 IQ.
Seems right. She definitely comes off as a really ignorant person who thinks they are a genius.

Starting off any sort of dating profile with "I am not here for sex" is a bold strategy. I know what she means by it, but it definitely gives off the wrong impression.
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GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 2:10 pm You're making her seem more appealing.
You got cattfished
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GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 1:02 pm My experience with dating:

- At 50 I'm way too old to be successful on Tinder, where all the casual sex happens. Honest about my age, and get no hits, ever.
- I don't want to get married or be monogamous, so that wipes out 95% of the age-appropriate women who are on other online dating apps.
- So right there I've got a dating pool of about 1:200 local woman.
- Of those, maybe 1 in 20 aren't obese, or have a ton of mileage (claims to be 45, looks 75).
- So there's maybe 1 out of 5000 women in the area with whom I'd hook up.... and then they want to at least be friends, first. Be able to go out for an evening of drinks. Very few 35+ women looking for casual sex.
Admittedly, my dating pool is even smaller.

But everyone in it is hot + bangs.
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1 in 5k is generous. NW Ohio is not known for super hot women.
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GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:25 pm 1 in 5k is generous. NW Ohio is not known for super hot women.
While I dispute your math and some of the conclusions you made, were I to become single, I am 100% certain I would expand my search to outside of the local area.
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Commuting gets old. Sylvania is my limit.
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GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:25 pm 1 in 5k is generous. NW Ohio is not known for super hot women.
You gotta go to Detroit Rock City, brother.
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thibodeaux wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 4:26 pm
GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:25 pm 1 in 5k is generous. NW Ohio is not known for super hot women.
You gotta go to Detroit Rock City, brother.
Why, to make it 1 in 20k?
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The numerator is higher? I dunno.
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thibodeaux wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 4:26 pm
GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:25 pm 1 in 5k is generous. NW Ohio is not known for super hot women.
You gotta go to Detroit Rock City, brother.
My ebonics is rusty.
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