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Weird snippets of dreams. I was second in regional qualifying for the Olympic 20 mile bike race, and made it to Olympic national qualifying. The track for nationals was also used for MTB training, and it was a small stadium setup with rings of levels that were a couple of feet above each other, and obstacles on the various levels. There was no "seating" per se, just the whole area was setup for either MTB or sprint racing.

Separate dream, I had a hair cut like a Dan Levy poof on top, but completely shaved on the sides and back. Hair was jet black.

Something about traveling through a bunch of countries.
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I was in a summer school program in high school, and it was the last day of the program. I was done with everything except some math thing that I was unsure if I needed to do. It was raining outside. I had a cubicle with all my stuff, and was trying to figure out how to load up my car. Enough people had already left that there was some parking left over outside in front of my building. I asked my friends where the final math thing was, and we opened up my tablet, and scrolled all around campus, and it wasn't showing up. I decided that maybe it just didn't matter. Maybe even if I didn't show up or get credit, I could just take a normal high school class. I started running over to get my car to get it closer to load it up. I ran past a couple of friends (brothers) from high school who looked much older and worse than I remembered. "Damn they got old"
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My dream was so memorable that I thought I'd remember it.

But all I remember is trying to drive down the road, and a bunch of people were on scooters and minibikes and skateboards doing tricks and going the wrong way, making it hard to drive down the road. One of the people on a scooter was Ice Cube.
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I had one last weekend that I still remember because it was so weird.

My cat, Josie who has been dead for 15 years or so, showed up to say hello. Then I was in my office/bedroom, but it was a completely different layout. For example, I had an 85 inch TV on a swivel so it could face the bed or the computer area. Anyway, there was also a door off the bedroom that lead into a small and dated apartment. This apartment I had been in before as it was part of a house that I dreamt about weeks prior. The furnishings are circa late 1960s and in the living room a TV was on, but it was all static. No other lights in the house. I curse my kids always leaving TVs on and go over to shut it off. However, in the light of the TV sat my youngest daughter reading a book. I said what are you reading and took the book. It was Mein Kampf. However, I don't know how I reached that conclusion as the book's cover was gone and my dream brain couldn't identify the words on pages, but I "knew" it wasn't Mein Kampf.

I assume Mein Kampf came from a YouTube video I had seen recently where a grandpa buys his grandson that book for his birthday and the dad comes over and says, "Dad, he asked for Minecraft!".
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It was the last or next last day of winter semester of college. I was in a classroom and next-door there was a band rehearsing and they were terrible they may have been Mongolian or something. I went over to see go to the room to meet them and they were on their final song. It was a band of about five people or maybe six. And they have someone playing a large bongo-like drum that was about 3 feet high and they petite Asian girl was kind of jumping around and dancing on the drum as well. Then they quit playing and they started playing cheesy 80s music on the radio and I was very sad that I could not pick the music. Then I left the classroom and was walking home. It was only two houses away from my home for some reason but as I started walking home I got a news alert that people in one of the classes were being investigated because they’re tried to see how to create infinite voting for certain people. So I turned around and walked back to that classroom and gave that professor all of my notes from class because their plot to create infinite voting was in some of the notes from the class. Professor told me it was in the “Beverly Hills Notes“. Unfortunately that was an assignment where I had barely filled it out but I still turned it over. I then resumed walking to home. I walked out my parents driveway and picked up the newspaper and then walked in the garage and my dog was there to greet me. And then entered the basement of my parents house and I realized that they were selling the house and completely redecorating it. It honestly looked like gift wrap had exploded all over the hallway in the form of wallpaper and other patterns. Then walked upstairs into the kitchen and there was just an amazing amount of wallpaper designs and other things that my parents were apparently considering to redecorate the house before they moved. The newspaper in my hand turned into a Christmas present and I handed it over to my parents .
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I only remember a fragment: I was in a car with 3 friends also in the back (like an uber/lyft), and we got to where we were going. I reached for my phone, but it wasn't in my pocket. I realized it had fallen on the floor, and I had stepped on it. It had bent 90 degrees in the middle. I tried to straight it back out, and it straightened, but ended up breaking into pieces. The bottom half remained one piece, but the top broke into 3 or 4 pieces. BUT, the pieces all still worked. I could load an app, and see it on each fragment of the screen. Despite being broken, the pieces all still worked. Then I tried to figure out how to get my AmEx phone protection to work.
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I was with a couple of high school friends, and my friend was driving. We had to drop something off at the elementary school we went to for his mom. We got there, and then my two friends went in to drop it off, and I stayed with the car to move it in case someone came by and needed to get around it. Of course, someone came. The car was somewhat smart, and had all these buttons to make it go instead of pedals and stuff. I clicked the start button and it lurched, then it started turning itself around and accelerating much faster than I had wanted. As if I had summoned it to go somewhere else. I then hit the park button, and it stopped. Then I tried to move it around again, and it went out of control and rammed into something. Fortunately, the car itself seemed unharmed. My friends came back, and then we started driving through town. We were on a 3 lane road (1 lane our direction, 2 the opposite directions), and my friend was frustrated with the traffic in our lane, and kep weaving into the traffic going the other direction like a madman. I kept thinking the police would come, but they never did.

We stopped by the house I grew up in, and there were gerbils everywhere, and some rabbits. I tried to catch one of the rabbits in the laundry room, and I got it, and it turned out to be pregnant. Then I found another pregnant gerbil with a family of gerbils. They were very cute. They had been living wild in our house, and mutating. One had little patches of colors. Another baby one (about 4 weeks old) was lying on a small wash cloth, and enjoyed grabbing the edge of it and wrapping itself up like a burrito, then unwrapping and rewrapping. It was fascinating.
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I was on a train with a group of other people wear in the front car of the train and when people was kind of a doc from back of the future character. He had this invention that someone else accidentally triggered, and it shot a bullet like a rifle bullet that trailed a string behind it. The bullet would shoot about 20 yards at a time and then pause and then shoot again after several seconds. So I had to run through the train redirecting the bullet to make sure I didn’t hit anyone and I directed it through the chain and then towards the end of the train I directed it into the ground so that it would go somewhere predictable. And then turn to my side I noticed that there was a gentleman sitting there who looked kind of like General Zod and had a flashing all black device on his waist. I said you don’t look like you’re from the late 1800s, and then he got up and started to fight me. I managed to choke him out and then we left the train. I went to the house where we were staying for the night and then one of my other team members came in. At that point I realized all the commotion I had left both of my bags on the train. “Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck“ I said is a raced out back to the train station. It was 930 at night and I realized that the drugstore next-door was closed. So I kept running back to the train station and I ran into two other people we’re also going back to the train station . Unfortunately we got to the train station and there was no one there not the train no one at the station nothing. So then we walked to the main train station in town and they were lots of people it was very much not the 1800s anymore but then I woke up
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It was a writer and I was trying to write a story about a protagonist who could be anywhere in the universe immediately at any time and a villain who could time travel but every time they were defeated they would lose their power for 10 years or something.

In the next dream I was in a parking lot getting out of our minivan and my wife drove up in a station wagon. She had a bunch of balloons that said happy birthday on them and I realized she was gonna throw me a surprise birthday event. I went up to ask her and she said well we’re gonna be there in about 45 minutes so I can’t keep the surprise any longer. I didn’t ask her if she had coordinated with my girlfriend because I think she was also planning something for my birthday. My wife said she coordinated with my girlfriend through my mother. She was wearing an outfit that had a bow on it in front and I asked her if I could unwrap that bow and have sex with her in the minivan and she said no because it was just a generic parking lot .
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Had a dream I was at a library (or something), and was reading a CNN article about something racist (hah!). I was muttering about it and walking over to grab a printout or something, and some attractive black woman said "Hey, are you muttering about me?" I said "No, this things I was reading," and showed her the article. She then decided to ask me out. We met up at a large house on a wide river. The river was filled with people kayaking, paddleboarding, etc. It turned out we were meeting up with a group of people to go kayaking down the river. The river also had a smaller chute that ran in front of the house, and I asked our host "Is that roughly what the water is like the whole way?" cuz I had never done real white water kayaking before (on class I + II). They said "yes". So we left the house, I decided to jump under the bridge and into the water, and swam under the bridge. Then we all got on the large SUV our host had left us. I asked if we had a follow car, or were just going to pick the SUV up later, and the driver said "You know, I didn't think about that. We'll figure it out later." We drove a bit more, I was chatting the black woman, and she mentioned how she had made friends with friends of mine. At this point, I remember I was married and hoped she didn't find my Facebook post about my 20 year anniversary with my wife.

Other dream: I had just graduated college and took I-85 to Atlanta with my friend T-Bone. We decided to move there and get jobs. We were interviewing for this blue collar box-packing job, and all I could think was "Wait, I'm a millionaire, why am I doing this?" as I was apparently a rich college grad? At any rate, we took the jobs. Then we went to this Korean strip mall store. I couldn't quite figure out why there were so many fairly attractive young Korean women there, then T-Bone disappeared into a backroom with 2 of the ladies and I realized it was a whorehouse. Oddly, it wsa decorated like a souvenir store, with little keychains and stuff. I hung out a bit, waiting for T-Bone then left. I was (home?) with 2 women, and one of them grabbed my penis. But it wasn't just my penis. My penis was there, but it was attached to some super huge double-size, also my-penis with a ball joint (hah). Then my wife was next to that woman and said "No, that penis is only for me," and stuck it inside her. Then I woke up.
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Someone's horny and watches too much interracial porn...
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Leisher wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 11:31 am Someone's horny and watches too much interracial porn...
horny, yes. Porn, don't watch it.
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TheCatt wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 11:35 am Porn, don't watch it.
How do you watch midgets have sex without watching porn? Do you hire them to come over and do it in front of you?
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Leisher wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 2:35 pm
TheCatt wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 11:35 am Porn, don't watch it.
How do you watch midgets have sex without watching porn? Do you hire them to come over and do it in front of you?
It's like movies versus plays. So, yes.
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I was late to a basketball game that I was playing in for my high school. For some reason the game is being played in a jam that was actually someone’s basement. It was half time when I joined and then we came down and we played a little bit of basketball and in the time that I was there I got a few rebounds of steel made two baskets and then made a three pointer to give us a 29 to 22 lead at the end of the third-quarter. It was weird to me that we were playing corders because we were actually in college and it was supposed to be Hoefs. Hoefs. And then we had like a huge halftime break except it was again the end of the third quarter. We sat and talked to the other team who is the University of Miami good hope One of the players told us they were “the oh geez“ I said oh you were the first people at this university? And they said yes it was a brand new university and they were the first people there. For some reason there were a lot of announcements, and during this time a lot of furniture and stuff I’ve been put on the court so we had to clear it off but there was an obscene amount of it we had to put it and other bedrooms and rooms off of the basement. At the same time the real NCAA tournament was happening and UNC had won their semifinal game to make it to the finals. Meanwhile Michigan State was playing and we winning 42 to 10 versus their opponent. There was an announcement at the bottom of the game saying that if Michigan State won this game they would have to play again tonight and then tomorrow and the national championship as there is some sort of scheduling issue. Before the final quarter kick kicked off I finished putting away the furniture I realize that one of the pieces of furniture was a rolltop desk belonging to a former coworker who in reality was not a coworker at all. We close the top of the rolltop desk and then we got ready for the game. Then I realized I had to P and I went upstairs. As I was going upstairs I passed a bunch of religious protesters who were carrying signs And then at the top of the steps there was someone who had a bunch of hearts laid out as a memorial to people. This was a girl I went to high school with who was certainly much shorter than she had been in high school. I waited for her to get done with the bathroom she wasn’t going potty but she was doing something else . Then I saw someone else from high school as I was walking in and then I went to the bathroom and I woke up because I had to pee.
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Christine and I were somewhere in the Mediterranean and we were taking a trip but instead of driving or flying to our next destination we swam across the Mediterranean to Turkey. It was actually a group of us swimming including a mother and her kind of young daughter like maybe seven years old. But it wasn’t the Mediterranean or at least those are very rough seas version of the Mediterranean some of the swells were like 10 feet or 15 feet high. But I remember swimming until we saw the land and then we kept swimming and then we showed up at this really fancy resort. That was a little concerned how we would get our luggage since we swim across but it showed up when we were in the resort. We then had to fly to another place. It was a two leg flight and the first one was on a large plane that was pretty normal. The second was a small jet probably about 40 seats. At one point we were flying basically through the streets over our destination navigating around power poles and street poles and people and stuff about 5 to 10 feet off the ground. In my dream I was explaining to the lady sitting next to me how sometimes I dream of flights like this and that it was so weird to have a real one that was just like my dreams. That flight landed and it landed directly at the next resort that we were going to. I remember turning to Christina and saying “isn’t it cool that we landed directly at the resort? Have you ever been to a resort with its own airport?“ Then got our bags and we’re walking around the resort. I couldn’t quite remember where we were and I was trying to remember if we were in Cambodia or Thailand. He walked out of the resort and there is the shopping area that was shaped kind of like an amphitheater and we walk downstairs to where the restaurants were and we were going to eat them inside to go to the bathroom first. Christina put her stuff outside of the bathroom and I was trying to figure out if I need to just stay there and watch over it and then I woke up.
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Really strange one.

Featured a Marine friend I have not seen in person in a year or two, but who lives in my area. (Not you Gordon, I know a lot of Marines for some reason.) We and two other people (I don't recognize them) are at this mansion belonging to a rich couple and their daughter. I think one of them was dating the daughter. The dad dies naturally and all of a sudden my friend becomes this sadistic monster. The other two act as his lackeys. The daughter disappears from the story at this point, and I think there was a feeling of something bad happening to her. Meanwhile, the mom is being held captive and being raped by the three. I'm not participating, but powerless to help. They know I am not with them and are essentially keeping me hostage as well, but with more freedom of movement. I manage to get ahold of a 5th guy for help and the scene somehow shifts to Vegas. I learn in a newspaper that the mom is dead. We're now in a classroom and 5th guy indicates to me that he's called the commanding officer and MPs/SPs are being sent to our location to grab my Marine friend. Some rando runs into the room to announce that "troops are coming to make an arrest". My Marine friend goes running out while me and 5th guy grab the lackeys.

And I wake up.

My Marine friend is a super nice guy, but a bit of a meathead. He's married with kids and in the 20 years I've known him he's never been in a fight or even an argument with someone. No idea why he showed up here. Also, no idea where this whole plot line came from. I don't recall seeing any movies or documentaries lately that even sound remotely like this one. Although my wife likes to leave the TV on and she watches crap, so maybe something infiltrated that way?
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I'm not one of those people who puts much stock on "MY DREAMS MEAN SOMETHING" I mean, I've posted a bunch here, and there's few clear themes.

I don't remember much about last night's dream, but I was play pick-up football with Troy Poalamulaouououalualu, and some other people, including other NFL or former NFL players. Someone on my team had the ball and was running towards the end zone in the red zone. Troy, two other players from the other team, and myself, were all in a scrum trying to either stop or help the runner (3 players from other team, just me + runner from our team). Someone who wasn't Troy knocked the ball out of the runners' arms and I ran after it, but it went out of the end zone before I could get to it. Troy asked me how far it went, and I said it went out. He said that it was his team's ball, and I said "No, that's only if our guys fumbles on his own. Since your team caused the fumble, we get the ball where he fumbled, at the 7 yard line." Troy said "I don't think that's how that works," but I hurried our team up to the 7 yard line to go ahead and snap it.

Then I woke up.
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I was driving down the road, 4 lane road, 2 lanes each way. Traffic was pretty heavy, my wife and maybe a kid were in the car? We were behind a Tesla that was about the world's worst driver. At one point, the driver was weaving between lanes, then they pulled into the turn lane, slowed down, and then pulled back right in front of me, just terrible awful driving. Then they slowed down, and let one person out of the car, and that person started beating on my car while we were driving. The occupants of the Tesla were all black women. I can't quite remember what happened next, but I think I drove off while they were all mad at me.

I ended up in downtown Chapel Hill, and decided to get dinner from a take out empanadas restaurant. While I was walking to the restaurant, I noticed that people were starting to gather in the streets. In the restaurant, I heard that people were mad at the "white guy who was driving aggressively at the black women," and realized all the people gathering were protesting me. I got nervous, and left the restaurant, but more and more people were swarming about. I tried to grab a small green dumpster to jump in and ride down a street/hill towards my car, but I wrecked it, and fell out. I then found a small depression in the cement behind the restaurant and a blanket, and hid there, covering myself with the blanket to look like a homeless person.

People started bothering me, trying to see if I was the person they were trying to find, but I just kept pretending to be a drunk homeless person, keeping the blanket over my head. At one point, someone asked "Is this the guy?" but then someone responded "No, our guy is wearing Allbirds [shoes]," and they left. Then some college kids started messing with me, but not because they were looking for me, but just messing with the "homeless" guy. Eventually, the crowds died down, and I decided to try and walk to my car. I looked down and realized my nice running shoes had been stolen, and replaced with undersized white Adidas flip flops. I was sad, but decided that was fine since no one would think I was the person they were looking for. I then started checking my pockets to see if I had my phone, wallet, and keys, and then I woke up.

This dream may have been inspired by at least two things 1) I feel like Teslas are the new Priuses on the street, driving slowly + terribly. 2) I saw a video of a black woman having road rage yesterday.
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Had a bunch of weird dreams last night, but they evaporated pretty quickly.

The one part I do remember is being in a plane, that ONCE AGAIN was on a fucked up runway. This time it was a 2x2 sized airplane, and instead of going down a runway, we were going down a field that was a little hilly. There was a mowed path about 30 feet wide, with people walking on it, and we were on the same path, and there were trees that the pilot had to avoid. Despite being a small plane, there was no cockpit divider, and I was near the front. So as we rounded a big tree, I could hear the pilot saying "oh man, I hope we can make it" and look up and there's a 50' tree at the end of the path.

He pulled on the joystick to make the plane take off, but we didn't have enough momentum, and the plane started to stall out. He turned it around, back towards the path, and we were coming in hard for a crash. "that's going to be quite a bump," I told myself. But then we landed, hard, and I didn't feel it at all.
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