Weird dream dreams
Weird dream dreams
Maybe don't fly for a bit?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Weird dream dreams
I had a bunch of weird dream snippets this weekend, but the only part I can remember is that I somehow had a v1 Steam Deck (before the mass-produced ones, which in my dream, were v2s), that was smaller, more compact, but more limited.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
I was playing miniature golf with 2 friends from high school. On the first hole, for some reason, they got assigned the Left hole, and I was assigned the Right hole. In between was a family or group eating dinner. The left one was about a 45' mini golf hole. The right one was only about 8-10', but the terrain was oddly horrible. Like it was flat, but there were weird textures in the grass, including an indentation about 4 inches side. I lined up for my shot, which should have been as easy hole in one, but the ball 1) got stuck in the indentation, 2) I reshot and it flew off the indentation out of the entire field of play, 3) it got slowed down by all the terrible turf.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
I'm back in college, and playing intramural indoor soccer. But, instead of it being in a gymnasium, it's like the basement of someone's house. The goal on one side is a coach, and the goal on the other side is also a couch. The playing area isn't very big, and we have 2 teams of 3 people. I am my current age (why am I back in college?), playing with people 25 years younger than I am. We start playing the game, and I'm awesome. Or, they are terrible, hard to say. The ball, however, isn't an indoor soccer ball. It's basically a slightly larger than normal pinball machine ball. Despite it being so dense, it doesn't hurt to kick. The field is so small I can score almost every time. I keep wondering why they don't move around better to defend better. The score when I wake up is 11-3, my team.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
Hey fuck you. Some of us decided to defend lazy asses like you before going to college full time!
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Weird dream dreams
I said "back" in college!
I denounce antisemitismveteranism in all its forms and I stand with my friends in the Jewish veteran community.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
Oh friend of mine and I had started the tradition after UNC home football games where the two teams would play a short tag football game afterwards. The first game was the NC State UNC game and we played the game. The game was played inside the UNC locker room on an inflatable field. That was honestly only about 15 feet wide and 30 feet long. I played in the game against NC State players with UNC players. We won the game. Then the next game was the Clemson game. I waited inside the UNC locker room, and then the state the Clemson players came in to play the game and get ready. While we were in there, the coach came in and gave a speech to the players, and there were some fans in there as well. UNC had won the football game. The Clemson coach was not Dabo Swinney, but someone else who was honestly kind of old and senile, and his speech barely made sense. UNC team was outside of the locker room at the edge of the field and coach Brown was giving a speech. Eventually, the Clemson players got tired of waiting and left. Then the UNC players came in. Seemed odd to me that the Clemson players had to walk straight through the UNC players to get out, but never brought up the idea of playing the game. One of my friends went to go see if the Clemson team was gonna go play, but then he came back, and there was no game. I left walking out on the Keenan field and one of my friends Tosta football to me and we threw the ball a little bit.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
I was working away from home somewhere (like back when I was a consultant and traveled a fair amount). And I killed someone (unsure who, or why). No one else was around, and strangely, the body basically disappeared? But, the washcloth I used to clean my knife, I left in the garbage can at work near my desk. Everything else was taken care of. I had some other garbage in there, so I thought it'd just get dumped in the trash, no problem.
I worked the rest of my day, and then went to the Marriott I was staying at. (Can you get product placement fees for dreams?) It was a bit of an unusual layout. The room was I staying in was a three room suite, except the 3 rooms were 3 completely different guest rooms, and I only had one of them. Like how some college dorms have a common room, then 3 separate rooms for the students. I walked in, and there was a guy dressed like a butler from the hotel, and he sprayed everything I touched with hand sanitizer. As I was in the hotel, I pondered if I should really leave that bloody washcloth in the trash, or move it somewhere. I decided I would move it back, but was annoyed because it was rush hour. I started driving back to the office, but realized I had forgotten something. I went back to the hotel, and opened the door to the ante room - Surprise! It's éclair night. There was an entire tray of fat éclairs right behind the door, and the door smushed most of them. Sanitizer-spraying guy just smirked.
I kept picturing where to drop off the washcloth, and my eventual decision was to put it with more garbage, then drive to a McDonalds, drop it off in their trash, then go in and order dinner like I was road-tripping through the area. But then I was wondering if it would be bad, as the McDonalds would almost certainly have cameras that I'd be recorded on.
I worked the rest of my day, and then went to the Marriott I was staying at. (Can you get product placement fees for dreams?) It was a bit of an unusual layout. The room was I staying in was a three room suite, except the 3 rooms were 3 completely different guest rooms, and I only had one of them. Like how some college dorms have a common room, then 3 separate rooms for the students. I walked in, and there was a guy dressed like a butler from the hotel, and he sprayed everything I touched with hand sanitizer. As I was in the hotel, I pondered if I should really leave that bloody washcloth in the trash, or move it somewhere. I decided I would move it back, but was annoyed because it was rush hour. I started driving back to the office, but realized I had forgotten something. I went back to the hotel, and opened the door to the ante room - Surprise! It's éclair night. There was an entire tray of fat éclairs right behind the door, and the door smushed most of them. Sanitizer-spraying guy just smirked.
I kept picturing where to drop off the washcloth, and my eventual decision was to put it with more garbage, then drive to a McDonalds, drop it off in their trash, then go in and order dinner like I was road-tripping through the area. But then I was wondering if it would be bad, as the McDonalds would almost certainly have cameras that I'd be recorded on.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
I have no idea what I was dreaming about, but it's pretty obvious considering all my kids are in theatre. My wife woke me up and I said, "What are you auditioning for?"
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Weird dream dreams
I was at an airport with my brother and another friend. I had left a bag behind at a camp(?) or something we'd been staying at. I was trying to figure out how to get my bag back. But we were already at the airport. Then something happened to our flight. My brother rented us a car. It was a GIANT car from the 1950s. Like an old Cadillac, but a little weird. And run down. We got in, and I woke up.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
Two nights in a row I have had a dream of being in some remote ranch with a large field. There have been cats and dogs playing in the field, as well as, deer. Each night the dream has ended with hunters in vehicles spooking a male and two female lions out of the long grass in the field towards the ranch and me. They run by me without incident and I believe in this morning's version I had been able to pet one of the females.
Where's Freud when you need him?
Where's Freud when you need him?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Weird dream dreams
I mean, he wouldn't be wrong.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Weird dream dreams
I was planning an orgy. Someone said who should we invite, and I said "Definitely not my brother," and they laughed. We were having a "two part" party. The first party, then the second was to come back to my place and have an orgy. We had 4 people signed up, and I was trying to recruit a woman I had been friends with, but hadn't talked to in a couple of months. So I sent her a selfie where I was holding the camera (duh) but the focus of the picture was my bottomless wife bent over the bed. Then another picture with a group of people piled up on my bed. Told her to feel free to bring her friend as well.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Weird dream dreams
Apparently you just needed to suggest I have more sex dreams... and here they are. There've been a few others as well, but just fragments.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
Had a dream I was in the crawl space of a house in the middle of some kind of war/battle. I was about to exit, when the person with me said "Wait, I think someone's out there." He pulled out his handgun, and started shooting, then someone shot back with a full auto machine gun. We ducked, and didn't get hit. When they had to change clips/belts/something, we ran out and capture the person. Turned out to be a woman, who was either Ukrainian or Russian, and was a "victim" of the whole circumstance, or something. We took her back to the house we were staying at. She got cleaned up, and dressed in a nightgown, and then went to the "puppy bed" (in this dream it was like a 1/4 size real bed). I laughed and said she could get in the real bed. Then I laid down in the bed, and she lifted off her nightgown, and was amazing toned + completely waxed. I went down on her, and the sensation was like sticking my tongue in a PVC pipe. Very odd. Then we started to make out and I woke up.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Weird dream dreams
When I got to this sentence I thought, "Queue the porn music." I was right!
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”