What sucks about having authority issues
What sucks about having authority issues
What really sucks is that when they start making laws against being a dick, that means I automatically start wanting to fight for the right to be a dick. That sucks.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
What sucks about having authority issues
I will fight until my last breath for the right for you to continue to be a dick. 

"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
What sucks about having authority issues
And I will fight until my last breath for the right for you to continue to suck a dick. 

It's not me, it's someone else.
What sucks about having authority issues
You have to go through a really big spiderweb.
Aren't there already enough dicks to do that for themselves?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."