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by GORDON
Thu May 10, 2007 2:16 pm
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: Dungeons & Dragons - Not the sequel.
Replies: 16
Views: 1861

Yeah, I noticed it a day or 2 ago.
by GORDON
Thu May 10, 2007 12:08 am
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: Dungeons & Dragons - Not the sequel.
Replies: 16
Views: 1861

Fucking Marlon Wayans.

God.
by GORDON
Wed May 09, 2007 11:14 pm
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: Dungeons & Dragons - Not the sequel.
Replies: 16
Views: 1861

As bad as the movie was, Marlon Wayans was absolutely the worst part. Did he act at all? No. He acted like Marlon Wayans in a D&D movie.
by GORDON
Wed May 09, 2007 10:54 pm
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: Dungeons & Dragons - Not the sequel.
Replies: 16
Views: 1861

Yikes. Not sure if I can take that. Production values... everything was so clean. Even when the characters were supposed to be dirty, it looked like clean dirt. When the chick mage was trapped in the jail cell, why didn't she just Dimension Door her way out, the way she did multiple other times in ...
by GORDON
Wed May 09, 2007 10:44 pm
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: Dungeons & Dragons - Not the sequel.
Replies: 16
Views: 1861

This fucker definitely earned its way on my "10 Worst Goddamned Films Ev4r" list. It was painful to Irons struggle thru the scenes, looking in vain for some secret passage from which to escape this shitty set. In one of the deleted scenes... I only watched 2 out of about 10.... Iron finis...
by GORDON
Wed May 09, 2007 10:13 pm
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: Dungeons & Dragons - Not the sequel.
Replies: 16
Views: 1861

Possibly the worst movie ever made. I was soooo happy when Wayans got killed. I was so bummed when they had a feel-good "maybe he's not dead!" ending. I was amazed that they actually had a much better alternate ending in the deleted scenes. The entire movie just sucked on multiple levels....
by GORDON
Wed May 09, 2007 2:29 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Duke Nukem Forever - Formerly "Duke Nukem sighting"
Replies: 101
Views: 14000

Prey certainly came out of nowhere.

My bet is the new Duke will be on the same engine, and Prey was released as a proof of concept.
by GORDON
Wed May 09, 2007 2:03 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: The other Blizzard MMO
Replies: 16
Views: 3176

And all communication with South Korea has ceased...
by GORDON
Wed May 09, 2007 2:02 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Duke Nukem Forever - Formerly "Duke Nukem sighting"
Replies: 101
Views: 14000

Considering Duke has hnever seen true 3D, and we're currently in about the 3rd generation of 3D games, Duke has to be pretty damned good.
by GORDON
Wed May 09, 2007 11:59 am
Forum: Games
Topic: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadows of Chernobyl
Replies: 12
Views: 2681

Heh.

I was just nitpicking and not being funny while doing it.
by GORDON
Wed May 09, 2007 1:29 am
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Vote YES on Global Warming.
Replies: 133
Views: 22887

Neither side of the global warming debate has enough actual science to back up their viewpoint with any real certainty yet, nor will they for at least another 50 years. "My side" isn't required to provide any evidence to back up its theories. "My side" isn't making any theories....
by GORDON
Tue May 08, 2007 4:51 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadows of Chernobyl
Replies: 12
Views: 2681

Our STALKER must must be kind of a wimp. We never went on a hike with less than 50 pounds on our backs, and we weren't allowed to slow down.

STALKER must be ex-Navy, or something.
by GORDON
Tue May 08, 2007 2:59 pm
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: Spiderman 3 Review - Attempting to be spoiler free.
Replies: 6
Views: 1082

I've seen A LOT of people soooo pissed off about the spidey-in-front-of-the-american-flag shot.

They prefer Superman Return's "Does he still stand for truth, justice, and yaddah yaddah" approach.

Sad sad.
by GORDON
Tue May 08, 2007 2:56 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Gun questions
Replies: 124
Views: 24944

The old timers in the Marines would often lament the discontinuation of the .45.
by GORDON
Tue May 08, 2007 1:05 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: UnkBill jokes.
Replies: 387
Views: 62872

Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. The dog had already locked his jaws on the Boy's' legs. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck. A ne...
by GORDON
Mon May 07, 2007 8:45 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Gun questions
Replies: 124
Views: 24944

Yeah but the bamboo corsette would physically hold in their guts so they wouldn't be getting coils of intestines snagged on tree branches and such.
by GORDON
Mon May 07, 2007 8:17 pm
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: The end of Lost
Replies: 8
Views: 1706

I watched ER two seasons too long... when John Carter was the only remaining original main character.

Is it still on?
by GORDON
Mon May 07, 2007 8:15 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Gun questions
Replies: 124
Views: 24944

But I think the shooting range rentals is a good idea, and a good gun shop owner should be happy to help you find what he want.

Go in and ask for a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
by GORDON
Mon May 07, 2007 8:14 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Gun questions
Replies: 124
Views: 24944

I think you might have a problem reconciling "stopping power" with "smaller the better." In the Korean War the North Koreans would wrap their torsos in a bamboo... corsette... so they could keep charging when the UN forces' 5.56 rounds would perforate their guts. Not much stoppi...
by GORDON
Mon May 07, 2007 7:45 pm
Forum: Feedback
Topic: Vote YES on Global Warming.
Replies: 133
Views: 22887

Dr Sami Solanki, the director of the renowned Max Planck Institute for Solar System Research in Gottingen, Germany, who led the research, said: "The Sun has been at its strongest over the past 60 years and may now be affecting global temperatures. advertisement "The Sun is in a changed st...