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by unkbill
Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:32 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: UnkBill jokes.
Replies: 387
Views: 63518

The next time a stranger talks to me and I am alone. I think I will just whisper
"You can see Me?"
by unkbill
Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:29 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: UnkBill jokes.
Replies: 387
Views: 63518

A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake and Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 rin...
by unkbill
Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:21 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Finishing my basement
Replies: 178
Views: 19144

You misled people when you said that Menards is having an 11% off sale. You get 11% back on your purchase in a card to buy more stuff at Menards. We did it on Wats bathroom. Because I know I was going to buy more stuff there.
by unkbill
Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:16 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Mud flaps
Replies: 14
Views: 1953

They are great for keeping stones from chipping your quarter panels. Mud flaps.
by unkbill
Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:57 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Do people our age text?
Replies: 8
Views: 1279

Don't know what you mean by your age. I have been texting for a few years. Good way to know what my friends are up to or want to do.
by unkbill
Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:16 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: MSM: All evil comes from the tea party:
Replies: 5
Views: 1483

I just thought he liked Bat Man allot. As for these Tea Party people you talk about. Isn't that what the people in charge of the airports are suppose to be taking care of? Well the countrys going to hell. They are tearing down Penn. State. The dud in the military at Ft. Hood was investigated by the...
by unkbill
Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:25 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: What will be next?
Replies: 53
Views: 6764

K you can confirm this with Gordo. If you wish. I am not a religious person. And I think you asked so here is my reasoning. I do hold my marriage sacrid. I really find it funny that I had to get married three time to finally meet the requirement that governments made to say I WAS MARRIED. My marria...
by unkbill
Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:13 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: What will be next?
Replies: 53
Views: 6764

TPRJones wrote:
Call it whatever you wish. Civil union, life partnership whatever. Then it fine.
But why should other people be forced to follow your religious code, Unk?
I didn't think I was forcing anyone. What they have isn't the same. So why do I have to be dragged down by someone else?
by unkbill
Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:42 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Paul = Malcolm?
Replies: 3
Views: 821

I heard Malcolm got extremely drunk and ran off with Gordos beloved lamp.
by unkbill
Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:02 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: What will be next?
Replies: 53
Views: 6764

Didn't get to read a whole lot of this post but if I choose to follow the faith I already am allowed to have more than one wife. As long as I can prove I am able to take care of them. Think of the work Harem. As for gay marring. If you call it marriage I am against it. Call it what ever you want bu...
by unkbill
Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:25 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Work
Replies: 70
Views: 9321

Luke, Bunny Lover, Follow the force. Hire Unkbill at 100k a year.
by unkbill
Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:29 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Happy Birthday Mommy D!
Replies: 62
Views: 11423

Good I can say happy Birthday to her here. Not that I am a sucky brother or anything. Crap, I am. And I have to see her this weekend. Happy Birthday sister. Wow 39!
by unkbill
Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:25 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: The First Obama Term
Replies: 1518
Views: 158412

Really? They regret a $70 billion dollar project connecting only two of their cities and saving them only 4 1/2 hours of drive time? Maybe it's because IF it ever gets done, it won't be for another 20+ years? I put this in the Obama thread because he wants to build one spanning the entire country B...
by unkbill
Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:16 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Work
Replies: 70
Views: 9321

If it will make you feel better I can do a better job then them and not know the job and you can fire me! Then show them what I can do no training, an maybe one or both will shot themselves in the head Or if I don't do that great of a job I can shot one of them. Let me know. Thanks Unk. Hang in Han...
by unkbill
Mon May 14, 2012 7:12 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: UnkBill jokes.
Replies: 387
Views: 63518

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Stella arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!It turns out that Wally had read an article that said, 'Wives who work ...
by unkbill
Thu May 03, 2012 7:06 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Refrigerators
Replies: 8
Views: 1635

Stainless steel is anything but stainless. If you don't stay on it and use the right products it is a pain in the ass. The wife won't and I have better things to do than polish.
by unkbill
Thu May 03, 2012 10:18 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: To fox or not to fox?
Replies: 6
Views: 1710

I guess it is a moot point. Everybody in this hick town knows about them. The count is up to nine total. My property is under survailance. I have one thing going for me. I have a nephew that has been poking his head into the den. Strong human smell just might do it. Or maybe he will pass on a disea...
by unkbill
Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:27 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: To fox or not to fox?
Replies: 6
Views: 1710

I know you nature loving morons can tell me what I should do. A creek pretty much run throu the middle of my property. On the north side are houses. I allow no hunting. On the south side of creek it is wild. I am cutting allot of dead and junk trees down but replanting is underway. Poll. On the sou...
by unkbill
Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:25 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Request: Deer hunting tips
Replies: 96
Views: 16068

I have seen the best turkey hunting done in deer season. I come to the garage to a pile of feathers. I know only need to ask "**** got board again? Turkey wouldn't leave him alone? We need to eat the evidence soon?" Then I am on heating the oil. Really surprised deer slugs don't tear them...
by unkbill
Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:29 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Crazy old people
Replies: 16
Views: 2346

"MARCUS, STICK THAT BONE BACK IN YOUR ARM AND GET BACK IN THE GAME!" Major league baseball player comes sliding into home plate. Not just tagged out but 2 feet short of home plate. The coach comes out and tells the player to get up limping. The player asks why? The coach explains it is be...