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by GORDON
Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:22 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: The MSM (Main Stream Media)
Replies: 1287
Views: 137002

The MSM (Main Stream Media)

"There is no such thing as a chick with a dick. There are only dudes with boobs."
by GORDON
Mon Mar 18, 2024 6:24 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Electric Car Thread
Replies: 260
Views: 26837

Electric Car Thread

I think the tire argument is a fake out. The main problem is CO2, which which car burns/produces many tons of a year, months in some cases, weeks for a semi. But they only go through a set of tires every 2-3 years, and the amount of wear is... 10 pounds of pollution per set? They finally found a rea...
by GORDON
Mon Mar 18, 2024 4:54 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Electric Car Thread
Replies: 260
Views: 26837

Electric Car Thread

"Mom, dad, I have something I need to tell you. Leisher's gay."

Wasn't so hard.
by GORDON
Mon Mar 18, 2024 4:38 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Electric Car Thread
Replies: 260
Views: 26837

Electric Car Thread

I saw an article the other day that irritated me ... The summary was that because EVs were generally heavier, they polluted more than ICEs because of tire and brake wear.

That was so stupid I wanted to slap the author with a glove and duel them. God would never allow me to fail that trial by combat.
by GORDON
Mon Mar 18, 2024 4:35 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Electric Car Thread
Replies: 260
Views: 26837

Electric Car Thread

If it put solar panels on my roof, my car would be nearly free to operate.
by GORDON
Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:31 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: The MSM (Main Stream Media)
Replies: 1287
Views: 137002

The MSM (Main Stream Media)

Binders full of women.
by GORDON
Mon Mar 18, 2024 12:31 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: UnkBill jokes.
Replies: 387
Views: 62814

UnkBill jokes.

I tried getting into astronomy.

Got a telescope and checked out Orion's Belt.

I wasn't impressed. Three stars.
by GORDON
Mon Mar 18, 2024 9:40 am
Forum: Health & Fitness
Topic: Aging
Replies: 13
Views: 48

Aging

I was proud of my double movie quote.
by GORDON
Mon Mar 18, 2024 9:20 am
Forum: Health & Fitness
Topic: Aging
Replies: 13
Views: 48

Aging

Ditto.
by GORDON
Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:15 pm
Forum: Health & Fitness
Topic: Aging
Replies: 13
Views: 48

Aging

You use your mouth purdier than a five dollar whore.
by GORDON
Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:06 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: The MSM (Main Stream Media)
Replies: 1287
Views: 137002

The MSM (Main Stream Media)

A few months ago there was a "Republicans pounce" meme.... "Someone said something, Republicans pounce."

When the right wingers started making fun of it, they stopped using that word. Suddenly, Republicans weren't pouncing.
by GORDON
Sun Mar 17, 2024 2:47 pm
Forum: Health & Fitness
Topic: Aging
Replies: 13
Views: 48

Aging

I've never thought of that. Seems like a good way to be 75 and get in on Mom's awesome widow's pension when she dies at 90. Before DNA and verified birth certificates and "not allowed to have a backyard family burial plot" laws, that is.
by GORDON
Sat Mar 16, 2024 8:13 pm
Forum: Tasty Things to Stuff in Your Pie Hole
Topic: McDonalds
Replies: 94
Views: 11754

McDonalds

Correct, CFA isn't great for deals. Neither was Culver's, last time I looked. BK, Wendy's, McD's always have decent ---> great deals. Taco Bell app is cool because you can customize everything like crazy.... ways you never even thought of. Like black beans instead of refried, that sort of thing.
by GORDON
Sat Mar 16, 2024 6:36 pm
Forum: Tasty Things to Stuff in Your Pie Hole
Topic: McDonalds
Replies: 94
Views: 11754

McDonalds

Most apps have good deals most of the time, great deals some of the time.

McD's had a 50% off your order last year, you could use it once a day for weeks.
by GORDON
Fri Mar 15, 2024 4:55 pm
Forum: Internet Links
Topic: Another parent(s) of the year candidate
Replies: 199
Views: 29645

Another parent(s) of the year candidate

Dont all women fuck up their daughters? ;)

I joke, but anecdotally, I rarely see father/son conflict in my personal life. But the mothers/daughters I know are constantly having screaming fights.and/or pissed at each other

My kid and I have literally never had a fight.
by GORDON
Fri Mar 15, 2024 4:44 pm
Forum: Internet Links
Topic: Another parent(s) of the year candidate
Replies: 199
Views: 29645

Another parent(s) of the year candidate

Kids be dumb about food. Legally, a parent is only required to PROVIDE one good meal a day.... The kid can choose to not eat if they wish.
by GORDON
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:44 pm
Forum: Internet Links
Topic: Today in Sexism
Replies: 689
Views: 30674

Today in Sexism

Cue the feminist "I love to drink male tears." Some.peeps are starting to use their brains, and they're starting to connect that sexism and racism are sexism and racism. Unless they are going to state "black people can't be racist," and "women can't be sexist," then you...
by GORDON
Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:27 pm
Forum: Tech stuff
Topic: Today in data breaches
Replies: 194
Views: 20584

Today in data breaches

Nice pharmacy you got there. Be a shame if you couldn't pay your bills.
by GORDON
Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:25 pm
Forum: Internet Links
Topic: Random Funny Internet Things (not pictures)
Replies: 257
Views: 2893

Random Funny Internet Things (not pictures)

Those are some gigantic nipples.
by GORDON
Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:58 am
Forum: Internet Links
Topic: Gun Control catch all
Replies: 981
Views: 106737

Gun Control catch all

So a set of parents have now been convicted of manslaughter, for their son's shooting spree How do we feel about that? On the one hand, I feel like parents do have some responsibility to not buy their sad son a gun in order to cure his depression. In the other hand, I feel like the parents have room...