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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:33 pm
by GORDON
Apparently.
I would not see a movie with gay James Bond.
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:49 pm
by Cakedaddy
Is this his way of trying to come out slowly?
"I'm not gay or anything. But how about in the next movie, you have me making out with a guy or something."
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:20 pm
by TheCatt
Um....
No.
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:23 pm
by GORDON
The Fark forum was full of "Oh god you Americans are so afraid of homosexuals."
We had that conversation here already, right?
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:06 pm
by Selby
My James Bond always goes after women. He doesn't go after guys. That's not me being a homophobe, that's just me explaining how I expect my James Bond to behave.
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:21 pm
by Vince
GORDON wrote:The Fark forum was full of "Oh god you Americans are so afraid of homosexuals."
i hate people.
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:12 am
by TPRJones
I can imagine a situation where I'd be willing to accept it. It'd have to be part of some situation where it's the best and only way to get the information he needs to save the Queen (the royal one, not a gay one), and not in some cheesily scripted way but something well written.
But just a little seduction, no actual penetration of any orifices, and preferably not even any kissing. And then he'd have to kill the guy once he got what he needed and immediately have wild sex with the movie's Bond girl.
I still wouldn't like it, but I'd accept it under those conditions.
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:14 am
by TPRJones
Now that I think about it ... are there any other cool British characters left that haven't been gayed up yet? I can't think of any.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:58 am
by thibodeaux
Ever since this Daniel Craig homo came out of the closet as a gun-hating pussy, I haven't been that interested in seeing his movie. Now I'm even more not interested.
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:34 am
by Paul
A gay Bond would be faaaaAAAABUlous!
Seriously though, it's not something I'd want to see.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:16 pm
by Vince
TPRJones wrote:I can imagine a situation where I'd be willing to accept it. It'd have to be part of some situation where it's the best and only way to get the information he needs to save the Queen (the royal one, not a gay one), and not in some cheesily scripted way but something well written.
But just a little seduction, no actual penetration of any orifices, and preferably not even any kissing. And then he'd have to kill the guy once he got what he needed and immediately have wild sex with the movie's Bond girl.
I still wouldn't like it, but I'd accept it under those conditions.
You're becoming my new favorite...
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:57 pm
by TheCatt
Vince wrote:TPRJones wrote:I can imagine a situation where I'd be willing to accept it. It'd have to be part of some situation where it's the best and only way to get the information he needs to save the Queen (the royal one, not a gay one), and not in some cheesily scripted way but something well written.
But just a little seduction, no actual penetration of any orifices, and preferably not even any kissing. And then he'd have to kill the guy once he got what he needed and immediately have wild sex with the movie's Bond girl.
I still wouldn't like it, but I'd accept it under those conditions.
You're becoming my new favorite...
Careful, TPR.
It's all wine, dancing, and sweet words at first.
The he kills you without any penetration and sleeps with your cute neighbor.
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:49 pm
by TPRJones
No worries, I don't have any cute neighbors.
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:08 pm
by TheCatt
cute Asian chicks you considered as roommates?
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:31 pm
by TPRJones
Nah, that's a coworker. Still considering it, btw, but I'm about to sign a new lease because I don't want to deal with moving yet. Maybe in 2008.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:03 pm
by DictionaryDave
First Doogie Howser and now Bond. The world is ending.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:03 pm
by Vince
Don't forget Mr. Sulu.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:04 pm
by Vince
TheCatt wrote:Vince wrote:TPRJones wrote:I can imagine a situation where I'd be willing to accept it. It'd have to be part of some situation where it's the best and only way to get the information he needs to save the Queen (the royal one, not a gay one), and not in some cheesily scripted way but something well written.
But just a little seduction, no actual penetration of any orifices, and preferably not even any kissing. And then he'd have to kill the guy once he got what he needed and immediately have wild sex with the movie's Bond girl.
I still wouldn't like it, but I'd accept it under those conditions.
You're becoming my new favorite...
Careful, TPR.
It's all wine, dancing, and sweet words at first.
The he kills you without any penetration and sleeps with your cute neighbor.
God, some people never forget nuthin'.
I'm sober now for chistsakes
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:21 pm
by TPRJones
I find it interesting that his primary complaint seems to be that his neighbor received penetration while he was, sadly, denied such activities.
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:30 am
by TheCatt
TPRJones wrote:I find it interesting that his primary complaint seems to be that his neighbor received penetration while he was, sadly, denied such activities.
While such actions corroded my soul, the killing pretty much ruined it for me first.
