From here.
Almost didn't even make a thread, because who cares, at this point. This is why I lost the will to make updates... no one cares, no one thinks, no one is ever swayed, and it is a waste of time.
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At airport. Dumb bitch tries to cut in front of fifty people at security. Dumb bitch #2 gives her frontsies. Loser tsa dude does nothing. Then, some asshole forgets to unpack his laptop. So everyone has to wait while loser tsa dude #2 slowly gets it and bumps it ahead of everyone else's luggage. Fuck christmas.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
You've got this Spirit of Christmas thing down pat.Malcolm wrote:At airport. Dumb bitch tries to cut in front of fifty people at security. Dumb bitch #2 gives her frontsies. Loser tsa dude does nothing. Then, some asshole forgets to unpack his laptop. So everyone has to wait while loser tsa dude #2 slowly gets it and bumps it ahead of everyone else's luggage. Fuck christmas.
It's not me, it's someone else.
I get she was late, but fuck off. My flight was due to depart in under 30. Get your shit in gear earlier. Wait the fuck in line like everyone else or ask all of them to cut in front. Same shit happened to me at sea-tac. Always seems to be families or single women. Ships aren't sinking, nothing's on fire, fuck the women and children first policy or give me a travel voucher, bitches. Even i'm not enough of a dock to do that, and I have missed flights for just fucking being late. I never expected goddamn express treatment because I didn't plan. Ask Santa for a motherfucking alarm clock.
Edited By Malcolm on 1419384588
Edited By Malcolm on 1419384588
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."