This is sure to swing Americans toward their cause

Post by **TPRJones** » Fri May 05, 2006 3:28 pm

HER name is Tomoko. She's the hottie asian girl I work with.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:04 pm

I've always liked asian girls.

It may be the whole "subservient and happy about it" thing. In my mind.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:09 pm

Try pyrrhic.

Sadly, I even google'd it, and so many came up with my spelling, I left it.

It's Greek anyways, so it can be spelled anyway I like... like al qaeda.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:09 pm

I've always liked asian girls.

It may be the whole "subservient and happy about it" thing. In my mind.

Totally hot-cute Thai waitress at my favorite Thai restaurant. Nearly melted the other day.

Post by **Leisher** » Fri May 05, 2006 4:46 pm

I think Asia was the only continent I was missing on my tour of the world. I would have loved to sampled it's treasures.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri May 05, 2006 5:34 pm

I think Asia was the only continent I was missing on my tour of the world. I would have loved to sampled it's treasures.

I've heard the dudes have small weiners, so no love for you. Dr. Jones.

Post by **Leisher** » Fri May 05, 2006 6:03 pm

I've heard the dudes have small weiners, so no love for you. Dr. Jones.

First of all, "weiners"?

Secondly, why'd you ask whoever told you this info about "the dudes"? You should have inquired about the women.

Third, Godzilla is actually based on the damage my penis would do if I visited Tokyo.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri May 05, 2006 6:24 pm

Well your penis has a.... godzilla... on it....

Post by **Cakedaddy** » Sat May 06, 2006 3:23 am

First of all, "weiners"?

At least he didn't say "pee pee".

DoctorChaos · Post by **DoctorChaos** » Sat May 06, 2006 9:55 pm

Third, Godzilla is actually based on the damage my penis would do if I visited Tokyo.

So Mothra is just the 'skeeter on your peter'

Post by **TheCatt** » Sat May 06, 2006 10:05 pm

HER name is Tomoko. She's the hottie asian girl I work with.

postpixplz.

And weren't you supposed to move in with her and give her comfort sex?

Post by **GORDON** » Sat May 06, 2006 10:08 pm

HER name is Tomoko. She's the hottie asian girl I work with.
postpixplz.

And weren't you supposed to move in with her and give her comfort sex?

Last time I got into a conversation like this, female coworkers found out. And we all know women can't keep their fucking mouths shut.

Post by **TPRJones** » Sun May 07, 2006 1:12 am

Nah, no comfort sex is likely. But moving in as a roommate is still a possibility. My current lease is up in December, so it'll be awhile before that develops.

Post by **GORDON** » Sun May 21, 2006 2:19 pm

Here's something about "White People Suck" day I got in email.

I assume it's a joke.

Monday's illegal alien rights demonstrations all across the country were a huge success! Leaders say the goal was to demonstrate the vital role of aliens in the economy. Listed below are some of the effects that yesterday's demonstrations had on the U.S. economy when illegal aliens stayed home for the day:

Spray paint sales were down 8%

Spray paint theft was down 97%

Shoplifting was down 83%

Murders were down 79%

Auto theft was down 88%

Jail cells were empty in many cities leading to extra days off for the policemen.

Prisons were running at only 40% capacity and thousands of prison guards were laid off across the country.

There were no reports of any muggings on buses or subways.=0D

There were no reports of any traffic accidents where drivers got out of stolen cars and tried to run away.

Many stores that sold chrome wheels for cars had to close because of slow sales.

People were able to come and go at Home Depots across the country without several illegal aliens crowding around their cars.

City workers that paint over graffiti in several major cities were asked to take the day off because of no work to do.

With no vandalism at city parks, workers had time to plant new trees and flowers for the first time in many years.

Hospital emergency rooms were available once again for paying legal citizens.

Teachers in several schools across the country were able to get more done teaching in English only.

Post by **GORDON** » Sun May 21, 2006 4:50 pm

I wonder what the fuckwits who called americans who wanted the borders secured "racists" think about this:

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/MEXICO_LIMITING_IMMIGRANTS?SITE=MIDTN&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Mexico works to bar non-natives from jobs.

Post by **TPRJones** » Mon May 22, 2006 12:34 pm

That's different, Hispanics are a minority so they need to have their jobs in Mexico protected. Duh.