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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:31 pm
by Leisher
One of the elementary schools in our district (1 of around 5 or 6) had a road rage clash on their grounds this morning. My wife was there as she's working there this year as an aide for a student with medical issues. She said hair was flying and titties were flopping out. Fucking hilarious. What kind of low class piles of shit get into a scrap in the parking lot of the elementary school their kids attend?

I told my wife she should have filmed it while screaming "Worldstar!"

Sidenote:
That school is a weird mix of richer neighborhoods and the poorest in our community. The rich people try to pretend the school is the most prestigious, but their test scores are the worst in the district. Plus, they always have the scandalous shit like this happening. It is the newest school though, which is why people get drawn to it. Got to check those test scores and whatnot before you buy a home...

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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:01 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: She said hair was flying and titties were flopping out.
I'm assuming not ones we want to see.

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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 2:05 pm
by Leisher
I assumed the same.

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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 4:55 pm
by Leisher
Toy Story 4 is coming, and PETA shows up to be a cunt.

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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:40 am
by Leisher

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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2019 10:33 am
by Leisher

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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:03 am
by TheCatt
Guy twirls gun at daughter's birthday party, and shoots himself. He went to the hospital, but no word on status since then

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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 5:31 pm
by Cakedaddy
Celebrities who think they can save the world.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features ... ninth-ward

Summary. Brad Pitt builds houses in New Orleans. They spent WAY more money than they should have, everything is going to shit, celebrities got bored with it, it's abandoned, there are lawsuits, it's considered blight now. At least one had to be torn down. 48 million to build 109 houses. Pictures of the houses make them look like they are about 1200 square feet in size. But, they DO have solar panels to help keep utility bills low.

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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2019 3:53 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 6:14 am
by Vince
Once AI takes over all our jobs, will the SJW mob demand that programmers get fired when stuff like this happens?

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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 8:34 am
by TheCatt
Vince wrote:
Once AI takes over all our jobs, will the SJW mob demand that programmers get fired when stuff like this happens?
Of course.

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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 10:57 am
by GORDON
"You can tell how evolved I am, because look at how outraged I get."

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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:58 pm
by Leisher
Bill Burr has been speaking about this new attitude a lot on his podcast lately.

He says audiences in places like New York actually will groan now when they used to be the most accepting audiences in the world. He also talks about how there are comedians who will chastise other comics about their material being offensive. He also points out how none of these people have had any success.

This country needs an enema.

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Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:06 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 8:04 pm
by Vince
$500... Holy shit people are stupid.

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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 11:45 am
by Cakedaddy
You guys are just mad you didn't think of it first!

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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 12:42 pm
by Vince
Cakedaddy wrote: You guys are just mad you didn't think of it first!
Agreed!

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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 12:56 pm
by TheCatt
Hey Leisher, you get what you pay for.

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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:33 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote:
Hey Leisher, you get what you pay for.
Right? How much to carry some mints?

A tin of 50 mints is $1.49 at the local gas station. I'm guessing the purse holds the same amount and will probably cost several hundred dollars.

But the QUALITY!!!

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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 4:10 pm
by Cakedaddy
Cause accessories are the same as clothes. Should we start including cars and food in the conversation?