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Postby Leisher » Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:10 am

I would attend that event.

Vegans are probably up in arms screaming "bullying", not even for a second stopping to realize she was the bully and was trying to control other people's lives.
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Postby Leisher » Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:54 pm

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Postby GORDON » Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:43 pm



Speaking of sneaking kids on board, the day we disembarked our cruise ship there was a largish family that got stopped at the gate where you officially get scanned off the ship... And they got pulled aside because they had one kid more than what they'd paid for.

I.heard cruise ships don't play with that stuff. They always find out.
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Postby Leisher » Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:17 pm

Note: the kid was being trafficked, so it’s worse than trying to duck a fare.
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Postby TheCatt » Thu Sep 05, 2019 4:11 pm

Someone drove their Jeep ONTO THE BEACH in South Carolina to see how it would do.

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Postby GORDON » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:07 pm

Leisher wrote:Source of the post Note: the kid was being trafficked, so it’s worse than trying to duck a fare.


I didn't pause to get info, but it wasn't the cops. They were asking questions that suggested they snuck an extra kid on board.

At Customs, though, they asked my kid (who looks like me) a few questions to make sure I wasn't stealing him.

I guess she suspected I was gay.
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Postby GORDON » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:54 pm

TheCatt wrote:Source of the post Someone drove their Jeep ONTO THE BEACH in South Carolina to see how it would do.

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Maybe my son and I will scuba dive that Jeep, someday.
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Postby Leisher » Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:05 pm

GORDON wrote:Source of the post I guess she suspected I was gay.


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Postby Leisher » Fri Sep 06, 2019 10:47 am

Guy sabotages plane to get overtime hours.

It doesn't end well for him.
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Postby Vince » Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:27 am

Leisher wrote:Source of the post Guy sabotages plane to get overtime hours.

It doesn't end well for him.

I'd heard about the incident in news blurbs, but not the motivation. Kind of worrying about the competence of airline mechanics.

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Postby Leisher » Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:55 am

Teenager tries to hire someone to kill her parents. They're pressing charges.

Drugs are bad.

I considered putting this in the Parent thread, but pressing charges shows these parents might be ok. Of course, they might have sucked her whole life and that's why she's into drugs? Or she could just be an entitled cunt.
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Postby TheCatt » Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:58 am

Leisher wrote:Source of the post Teenager tries to hire someone to kill her parents. They're pressing charges.

Drugs are bad.

I considered putting this in the Parent thread, but pressing charges shows these parents might be ok. Of course, they might have sucked her whole life and that's why she's into drugs? Or she could just be an entitled cunt.

I guess I'd like to hear her side of the story, but yeah, doesn't sound good.
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Postby Leisher » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:20 pm

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Postby TheCatt » Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:07 pm

I hope someone buys him a sippy cup.
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Postby Leisher » Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:26 pm

Morons gonna moron.

You just know had it erupted, they would have sued.
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Postby GORDON » Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:48 pm

Leisher wrote:Source of the post Morons gonna moron.

You just know had it erupted, they would have sued.


Around those geothermal features, the ground often erodes away under a top layer of crust. It looks like regular ground.... until it collapses under you, and you find yourself in a literal pool of boiling acid. All they're going to find of you in a day is your metal belt buckle... maybe. And for a while you'll stain the natural colors of the spring.

I always wish that on people who don't follow the rules at Yellowstone.
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Postby TheCatt » Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:44 pm

It's not me, it's someone else.

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Postby TheCatt » Thu Sep 19, 2019 3:48 pm

It's not me, it's someone else.

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Postby Vince » Thu Sep 19, 2019 4:47 pm

I saw that this AM.

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Postby Leisher » Thu Sep 19, 2019 6:41 pm



i'm shocked.
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