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Postby Leisher » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:59 pm

I honestly wish there was video of her saying it. I want to know if she kept a straight face and if the cops did.
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Postby Vince » Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:55 pm

Leisher wrote:Yeah, this wasn't a shooting. This was a cry for attention or a right wing dipshit making some point like "just because a guy wears body armor and has guns..."

I think he was going for a viral moment. They say he had his phone out filming the whole thing.

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Postby TheCatt » Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:24 am


A former real estate agent from Chicago, Kerri Rivera, later suggested the solution could cure autism.

Is death a cure?
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Postby Leisher » Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:36 pm

According to Marion Cobretti, yes.
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Postby GORDON » Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:59 pm

*clang clang* my hatchets together.
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Postby Leisher » Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:39 pm

I know you didn't even need to google the name.
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Postby GORDON » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:27 pm

Saw it in the theater.
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Postby TheCatt » Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:50 pm

It's not me, it's someone else.

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Postby GORDON » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:31 am

If he could carry that much ammo, he probably would.

Like I told a fellow cruise passenger in Mexico, "If we were smart, we wouldn't have joined the Marines in the first place."
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Postby Cakedaddy » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:52 pm

https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/14/media/uk ... -gbr-intl/

You can't show moms in commercials any more.

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Postby GORDON » Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:16 pm

That's just insane catering to the insane. That's a choice.
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Postby Leisher » Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:34 pm

I hate to put this poor bastard here, but he made some bad choices.

I truly don't understand how people trust hookers in any way, shape, or form (the Bunny Ranch excluded). I really don't understand doing hardcore drugs around them, particularly ones they supplied.
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Postby Leisher » Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:39 am

Lawyer murders man who threw a golf ball at his car.

[Insert "Well that escalated quickly" meme.]
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Postby Leisher » Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:54 am

Listen, if you're fighting in a fast food place, you're a moron and have made bad choices. That being said, this is a bad bitch. She has been taught how to defend herself.

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Postby Leisher » Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:30 pm

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Postby Leisher » Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:58 pm

“Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death”
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Postby TheCatt » Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:09 pm


“A lot of people don’t know that marriage comes with instructions,” he said. “And, we find them right there in God’s word.”

Wonder what it would say if women had written it instead of men.
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Postby GORDON » Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:42 pm

She could checkmate by being out of town that day.

But... I have a feeling she'll want the attention.
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