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Postby TheCatt » Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:46 pm

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It's not me, it's someone else.

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Postby Leisher » Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:11 pm

“Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death”
― Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut

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Postby TheCatt » Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:06 am


The bride was the first moron for caving and inviting her.
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Postby Leisher » Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:55 am

TheCatt wrote:Source of the post

The bride was the first moron for caving and inviting her.


I had the same thought, but the invitee's behavior is far worse.
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Postby TheCatt » Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:13 am

Leisher wrote:Source of the post
TheCatt wrote:Source of the post

The bride was the first moron for caving and inviting her.


I had the same thought, but the invitee's behavior is far worse.

Oh absolutely, but without that weak ass caving and giving the invite, it never would have happened.
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Postby GORDON » Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:28 am

Invitee has Kirk Cameron levels of chutzpah.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.

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Postby Leisher » Wed May 15, 2019 10:06 pm

Philly fans

For celebrity pitches, that honestly wasn't horrible. 90% of that crowd couldn't do better.

Bitch pushes old man. Now faces murder charges.

What could a 74 year old man have possibly said to deserve being killed?
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Postby GORDON » Wed May 15, 2019 11:34 pm

A dollar says she was keeping it real.
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Postby Leisher » Thu May 16, 2019 9:41 am

I actually wonder if their skin colors were reversed if she'd be charged with a hate crime.
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Postby Leisher » Sat May 18, 2019 2:53 pm

How can you tell if you're a massive pussy?

Step 1 - Attack a 71 year old man from behind.
Step 2 - It doesn't seem to affect the old man.
Step 3 - Actually hurt yourself in the process.

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Postby Leisher » Thu May 23, 2019 1:57 pm

“Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death”
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Postby TheCatt » Thu May 23, 2019 6:54 pm


So far he hasn't. Imagine that.
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Postby Leisher » Fri May 24, 2019 10:31 am

Devil gets principal fired.

During a mass walkout she pointed out that all the black people were leaving. She blames the devil.

To be fair to her, her claim is:
-They accidentally forgot the valedictorian speech (How the fuck does that happen?).
-During the speech some guy stood up in front of the entire audience and started filming...with an iPad...using an iPad to film is the internationally recognized signal that you're a moron.
-Dude refused to sit down, so security was called.
-Audience members booed this move.
-They then began to leave before the speech had ended.

She's right that the people leaving were rude. It's also very telling about those people who left, and the people who booed security escorting a man to his seat. They legit feel entitled to do whatever they want, have zero respect for any authority, and clearly don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves.

However, she threw her own bigotry into the mix by bringing race into it. Doesn't matter if she was 100% correct in her observation, that's a job killer. Blaming the devil makes it worse.
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Postby TheCatt » Fri May 24, 2019 10:37 am

Leisher wrote:Source of the post Blaming the devil makes it worse.

There's only one devil, and that's the white devil.
It's not me, it's someone else.

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Postby Leisher » Fri May 24, 2019 12:47 pm

Bride demands more money from guests.

Who has a destination wedding in Romania?
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Postby TheCatt » Fri May 24, 2019 8:49 pm

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/2- ... e-n1010056

Guys try to jump drawbridge, win Darwin award
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Postby GORDON » Fri May 24, 2019 8:51 pm

Looks like them Duke boys are in a whole heap a trouble.
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Postby Leisher » Tue May 28, 2019 10:58 am

People in Dayton last night complaining about the weathercaster interrupting their shows.

Dude goes off on them.


Dayton, among other cities in Ohio, got hit with a tornado last night.

People are just the worst.
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Postby Leisher » Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:35 pm

Vape store worker goes off on dude for wearing a MAGA hat and Trump shirt. Gets himself fired.

You need to watch the video just to see the guy's behavior. He's clearly mentally insane.

The Trump supporter is a smug dick by the way he acts, but he is right about the assault and the clerk's behavior being completely irrational.
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Postby Leisher » Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:34 am

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