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Postby TheCatt » Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:46 pm

Death
It's not me, it's someone else.

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Postby Leisher » Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:11 pm

“Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death”
― Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut

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Postby TheCatt » Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:06 am


The bride was the first moron for caving and inviting her.
It's not me, it's someone else.

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Postby Leisher » Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:55 am

TheCatt wrote:Source of the post

The bride was the first moron for caving and inviting her.


I had the same thought, but the invitee's behavior is far worse.
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Postby TheCatt » Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:13 am

Leisher wrote:Source of the post
TheCatt wrote:Source of the post

The bride was the first moron for caving and inviting her.


I had the same thought, but the invitee's behavior is far worse.

Oh absolutely, but without that weak ass caving and giving the invite, it never would have happened.
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Postby GORDON » Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:28 am

Invitee has Kirk Cameron levels of chutzpah.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.

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Postby Leisher » Wed May 15, 2019 10:06 pm

Philly fans

For celebrity pitches, that honestly wasn't horrible. 90% of that crowd couldn't do better.

Bitch pushes old man. Now faces murder charges.

What could a 74 year old man have possibly said to deserve being killed?
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Postby GORDON » Wed May 15, 2019 11:34 pm

A dollar says she was keeping it real.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.

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Postby Leisher » Thu May 16, 2019 9:41 am

I actually wonder if their skin colors were reversed if she'd be charged with a hate crime.
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Postby Leisher » Sat May 18, 2019 2:53 pm

How can you tell if you're a massive pussy?

Step 1 - Attack a 71 year old man from behind.
Step 2 - It doesn't seem to affect the old man.
Step 3 - Actually hurt yourself in the process.

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Postby Leisher » Thu May 23, 2019 1:57 pm

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