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Postby TheCatt » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:27 pm

It's not me, it's someone else.

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Postby Cakedaddy » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:11 am

Hole Lee Fuck

Whoever did this:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/11/health/a ... ical-exam/

Woman in a Coma since 1992 gave birth to a baby in December.

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Postby TheCatt » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:02 am

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Postby GORDON » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:18 am

Leisher could probably tell you that semen injections don't alleviate pain.

Sorry about me picking that low hanging fruit. I should be better than that.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.

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Postby TheCatt » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:31 am

GORDON wrote:Source of the post Leisher could probably tell you that semen injections don't alleviate pain.

Sorry about me picking that low hanging fruit. I should be better than that.

It's early, gotta get the motor revving
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Postby Leisher » Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:12 am

GORDON wrote:Source of the post Leisher could probably tell you that semen injections don't alleviate pain.


I mean, as many times as I've fired loads into you, you'd think you'd be pain free, but nope.

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Postby TheCatt » Thu Jan 17, 2019 1:11 pm


I REALLY want the other half of that story. Preferably with pictures.
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Postby Leisher » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:54 pm

The guy from Nutanix who actually tried to sell me by sending me cupcakes with the note:
This is about the time resolutions fall by the way side.


Translation: So eat up fattie!

That's not all...

He also emailed me this article as if it has ANY fucking credibility or deserves respect. Then proceeds to use it in his cold sales pitch:
When it comes to architecting your data center we understand that there's a thousand ways to peel a potato, that is why we want to make your choice as easy as shooting pickles in a barrel!

Utilizing direct attach storage and creating a full stack Operating System, Nutanix is feeding two birds with one scone. Being hypervisor agnostic, allowing you to chose the hypervisor that meets your needs, you'll avoid putting all of your berries in one basket! Top it all off with non disruptive software upgrades we make it easy for you to bring home the bagels.

With over 10,000 customers running production workloads on Nutanix today, you will not have to worry about being the test tube here. Let's not feed a fed horse here, take the flower by the thorns and set up time to talk so you can hear it straight from the hoses spout.

Give me a few half hour chunks of time that work for you to talk this week and I'll send out a calendar invite.


I haven't responded yet.

I'm toying with sending him a link to the P&T:BS episode that proves PETA's hypocrisy and sponsorship of violent domestic terrorism or a link to my "Vegetable Holocaust" article and the one that explains how that smell when you cut grass is a distress signal.

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Postby TheCatt » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:05 pm

Leisher wrote:Source of the post The guy from Nutanix who actually tried to sell me by sending me cupcakes with the note:
This is about the time resolutions fall by the way side.

Translation: So eat up fattie!

At least he knows his audience :P

OMG, the PETAisms... maybe he thought it was funny?
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Postby Leisher » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:00 am

Actual article: Steph Curry slipped and missed a dunk, therefore all your criticism about the WNBA needs to end immediately.

A single NBA player falls on sweat when attempting a dunk, so the logical conclusion is that it proves women basketball players are equal...

As you'll be shocked to hear, most of the comments don't seem to agree with her conclusion.

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Postby GORDON » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:02 am

"Ok you guys, I just thought of an article that is so stupid it will garner lots of clicks, and sell lots of ad views, while reinforcing the perception that women are stupid."
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