Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
They should have attached some jail time to defaulting on that loan. That should be standard as part of any government bailout, and if they don't like it they don't have to take the money.
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