Are you a mother-flippin rhymenoceros?GORDON wrote:Rhymenoceros.
I understood that reference.
Apple sucks
iPhone default feature jacks up your bill.
The two blame Apple's Wi-Fi Assist feature. This automatically switches your phone from Wi-Fi to cellular if it decides your Wi-Fi signal is too weak. It's on by default in iOS 9, a recent version of the software that runs the iPhone.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Ransomware hits Macs.
Finally! Let's see how Apple cultists explain this one.
Finally! Let's see how Apple cultists explain this one.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Like their equipment, it sounds like their hackers are less than "top of the line"...
Microsoft is going to point to this and say "This is why we want everyone on the same OS."
Microsoft is going to point to this and say "This is why we want everyone on the same OS."
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
If the latest one didn't suck balls, I wouldn't have so much of a problem.TheCatt wrote:And I won't argue with them.Leisher wrote:Microsoft is going to point to this and say "This is why we want everyone on the same OS."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Apple is holding their Apple event today announcing new products and apparently they're very underwhelming.
A smaller iPhone with an LCD screen?
A smaller iPhone with an LCD screen?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Personally I prefer my phone to be a smaller device. The oversizing trend of recent years has been annoying. The only reason I picked the Moto G I have now is because it was the smallest still-powerful device on the market.
I hope Apple starts a trend back towards miniaturization.
I hope Apple starts a trend back towards miniaturization.
"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
Re: Apple sucks
Another day, another Apple upgrade breaking devices.
It's hilarious that people think of Apple as a technology company.
I don't understand how a company with such a small line of products can't write code without breaking them. All of their shit is proprietary. There's no excuse for this level of incompetence!
It's hilarious that people think of Apple as a technology company.
I don't understand how a company with such a small line of products can't write code without breaking them. All of their shit is proprietary. There's no excuse for this level of incompetence!
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Re: Apple sucks
They're cultists or PR and UI specialists. Actual cleverness in underlying design or implementation has escaped them for some time now.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Re: Apple sucks
You will use your phone how the powers that be WANT you to, GODDAMNIT.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Re: Apple sucks
The iPhone 7 pre-orders started today. This is not a cuddly article about them...
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Re: Apple sucks
iPhone 7 hits this Friday. So does iOS 10.
In news that shouldn't be a shock to anyone, it's bricking phones and ipads.
3 out of the last 5 updates bricked devices. Holy shit. This is the #1 tech company in the world? They have, what, 5 products? How do they fuck up like this over and over?
In news that shouldn't be a shock to anyone, it's bricking phones and ipads.
3 out of the last 5 updates bricked devices. Holy shit. This is the #1 tech company in the world? They have, what, 5 products? How do they fuck up like this over and over?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Re: Apple sucks
Practice.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Re: Apple sucks
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."