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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:33 pm
by Leisher
A case that holds your iPad and your Fleshlight.
Apparently so you can look at an image on the iPad and fuck the Fleshlight at the same time.
Maybe 2012 is our last year on Earth?
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:40 pm
by TPRJones
That would be slightly useful if your eyes were in your bellybutton. As it is, this seems pointless and awkward at best.
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:53 pm
by GORDON
Wow, someone finally figured out how to combine masturbation and visual imagery.
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:59 pm
by Leisher
I know I've quoted it here before, but Dennis Miller once said, "When an out of work iron worker can sit on his couch and fuck a virtual Claudia Schifer for $19.95, it'll make crack look like Sanka."
I think we're just about there.
Seriously, how many divorces is stuff like this going to be responsible for?
Statistics already indicate that young males are having a hard time performing in the bedroom because internet porn has desensitized them. Imagine how worthless they'll become when this is a reality!
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:17 pm
by TheCatt
On the other hand, old age might get more tolerable.
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:36 pm
by Cakedaddy
Why would your eyes have to be on your belly button. They have a picture of exactly how it works. Other than the chick appearing extremely tiny. I thought it was funny. Obviously the motion sensors in the pad will bounce her breasts around for you. It will moan, etc. I think it's brilliant. Not for me, of course. . . . But I bet it makes that dude a fuck ton of money.
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:37 pm
by Cakedaddy
One of the comments was of course related to the often heard "Fuck Apple" comments.