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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:28 pm
by Malcolm
Does anyone know of a time when Java wasn't designed by rabid badgers from that took the short bus to school? I swear to fucking Christ...

Like, there's no built in, standard, cookie-cutter priority queue in Java. Sure, you can build your own, but then you may as well implement an entire fucking queue yourself.

Java has outlived its usefulness & needs to die. Who's up for a revolution?

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:50 pm
by Leisher
I have had more problems (random crashes, it just not working, etc.) with Java in the last 4 months than all the time before that way back to its creation.

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:53 pm
by Malcolm
At least they addressed the hideous "I" portion of their I/O in the last one. No more

new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(new InputStream(system.in)))

to read in one fucking character from STDIN.

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:39 pm
by TheCatt
I think what you are looking for is called C#

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:57 pm
by Malcolm
I think what you are looking for is called C#
Maybe, but it's still got a goddamn "C" in it.

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:12 pm
by thibodeaux
Ruby on Rails.