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[GORDON]

oh.... did i see a couple kids going "rock paper scissors SHOOT" in tv once?

[Leisher]

I dont get the rock paper scissors alec baldwin.

The game is technically played with each person saying, "Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot!"

[Leisher]

The internet is so fucking stupid...

[GORDON]

I love how doorknobs serve so well to see how tall a girl is.

[TheCatt]

John Hanson got Hamiltoned.

[thibodeaux]

To be fair...he's wrong.

SEX (which is what he really means) is determined at CONCEPTION.

[GORDON]

Male meiosis is sexist.

[TheCatt]

[Leisher]

What's the first one? The rest, yes.

[Cakedaddy]

The AMG version of a BMW.

[Leisher]

I'm told there's a fridge in this video somewhere...

Warren Sharp mocking...was it the NYT? Who did the original one a year or more ago, but was serious about the math? Also, the other guy is hilarious. Shoot your shot!

Honestly, I apply this to everyone who leaves a situation because it's bad only to vote for people who want to enact the same policies that resulted in the original move. It applies to Ds, Rs, immigrants, etc.






The struggle for teachers in today's society is real.


Poor guy had shitty teachers...














What a great summary of woke white women...
























Jason is a savage


“The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history." - George Orwell

[TheCatt]

Ugh, I'm in Cambridge, MA and wanted to buy a razor. Had to get an employee and get ESCORTED to the cashier.

[TheCatt]

I'm told there's a fridge in this video somewhere...

I hate videos like this. Like, if you're going to say "the refrigerator is amazing!!!" then SHOW THE FREAKING FRIDGE. It's not even in the video.

[Leisher]

It's called a sale. The prices tend to be lower the closer the meat is to the expiration date. Also, I hope your illegal housekeeper gets well soon so you can stop doing menial tasks like getting your own groceries.

This was on the Twitters and people were mocking it. They clearly don't understand "why".




Did you think that through before you said it?






I'm fine with this




Maybe she's being ironic?




2023 and restaurants have to post rules. Tell me how much better society is getting...


Maybe after the divorce take a biology or sex ed class?


Sounds like a pretty smart guy.


"Athletes"


Transpeople and their profile pictures vs their actual pictures






Gross

[TheCatt]

Maybe after the divorce take a biology or sex ed class?

UPDATE: I want to thank everyone for their comments. Most of them roasted me which I understand. I know my mistake and I will apologize to my husband and as others said Grovel. I want to make something clear. It is not like I did not want intimacy with him. It is just that it has been a stressful period for me recently. I also completely agree with my husband on the compliment part. I realized I neglected his want of affection from me. I do not know when I will update again but I will do my best and make every imaginable compromise I can. Thank you.

She updated.

Aella had sex 39 days last year? Holy crap. I would have guessed a lot more.

[GORDON]

Maybe after the divorce take a biology or sex ed class?

UPDATE: I want to thank everyone for their comments. Most of them roasted me which I understand. I know my mistake and I will apologize to my husband and as others said Grovel. I want to make something clear. It is not like I did not want intimacy with him. It is just that it has been a stressful period for me recently. I also completely agree with my husband on the compliment part. I realized I neglected his want of affection from me. I do not know when I will update again but I will do my best and make every imaginable compromise I can. Thank you.

She updated.

These stupid women post this kind of thing from time to time. They internalize the 2X chromo reddit, and begin to believe that all sex=rape, or whatever.

From time to time I'll share one of these with my girlfriend. She surprised me one day when her response was "This is why men cheat."

+++

"Before I give him sex, I make my husband clean the kitchen, bathroom, vacuum the floor, and start the laundry."
"That's weird, the hot girl he works with doesn't make him do any of those things before she'll have sex with him."

[TheCatt]

She surprised me one day when her response was "This is why men cheat."

Lol.

Seriously though. Just take the compliment.

[Leisher]

UPDATE: I want to thank everyone for their comments. Most of them roasted me which I understand. I know my mistake and I will apologize to my husband and as others said Grovel. I want to make something clear. It is not like I did not want intimacy with him. It is just that it has been a stressful period for me recently. I also completely agree with my husband on the compliment part. I realized I neglected his want of affection from me. I do not know when I will update again but I will do my best and make every imaginable compromise I can. Thank you.

Props to her, but I'm dubious about that sticking. People are who they are and you really have to work to do something not in your nature. Someone who isn't naturally affectionate or have a healthy/high libido can't magically flip a switch and permanently change those things.

Aella had sex 39 days last year?

Days or times?

Can we talk about the number of showers though?

"Before I give him sex, I make my husband clean the kitchen, bathroom, vacuum the floor, and start the laundry."
"That's weird, the hot girl he works with doesn't make him do any of those things before she'll have sex with him."

This is called choreplay.

[TheCatt]

Days or times?

Can we talk about the number of showers though?

Days. Probably many more times.

Showers - She is "famous" for not showering, but she uses wipes and stuff for the essential areas.

[Leisher]

Showers - She is "famous" for not showering, but she uses wipes and stuff for the essential areas.

You say famous, but who is she? Also, that sort of whore's bath isn't good enough.