Page 1 of 2
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:14 am
by Leisher
Obviously, this question won't apply to the rare female visitors to our forums, but for you gents:
One of these will never work again in your lifetime, but you get to choose which one...
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:13 am
by thibodeaux
Failure is not an option.
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:36 am
by Leisher
Ha!
I actually heard this question on Bill Burr's podcast, and he had a pretty good answer for it without not answering or cheating the question.
I'll share it after a few votes.
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:45 am
by thibodeaux
This is definitely a Kobayashi Maru scenario.
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:47 am
by GORDON
Can I give up 1 eye and 1 ball, and split the difference?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:22 pm
by Leisher
So Bill Burr essentially said, "As you get older, your penis becomes less important."
Look at the bright side, you'd get more work done...
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:58 pm
by TheCatt
So... who chose eyes?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:00 pm
by Leisher
Me. You guys are crazy. 
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:35 pm
by TPRJones
As long as my tongue still works, I'll go for keeping the eyes.
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:02 pm
by GORDON
TPRJones wrote:As long as my tongue still works, I'll go for keeping the eyes.
I don't understand this at all.
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:56 pm
by TPRJones
Please give your wife my condolences.
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:36 pm
by GORDON
No idea what you're talking about.
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:51 am
by TheCatt
I asked my wife in a hypothetical female situation... and she said she'd rather be blind.
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:17 am
by Leisher
I respect her immensely.
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:28 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:I respect her immensely.
I was going to reply with "Well, it won't do much good without my penis..." but I really didn't want to explore that conversation. 
I was also trying to imagine a world in which we're both blind, can't take care of the kids, etc... but can screw like rabbits.
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:54 pm
by Paul
I assume you can still use the penis for urination?
I use my eyes pretty much all of my conscious life.
I use my penis substantially less than that.
Besides, I like being able to drive, work, hike, fish, kayak, etc. I'm not going to give that up so I can have 30 seconds of sex a few times a week.
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:15 pm
by TheCatt
Yeah, I agree with you, Paul. My wife was like "Well, by this age, I've pretty much seen everything before."
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:35 pm
by Leisher
I mean no disrespect by this but I might be in love with your wife.
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:19 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:I mean no disrespect by this but I might be in love with your wife.
lol.. no worries, i am too.
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:37 pm
by Paul
TheCatt wrote:Yeah, I agree with you, Paul. My wife was like "Well, by this age, I've pretty much seen everything before."
But how can somebody see enough?
There is no refractory period where I don't want to see anymore (except after tubgirl and goatse).
I think that if one were to lose their schlong, his body/lifestyle/mentality would adapt and compensate in some way. You'd either evolve a new form of sexuality or the importance would diminish.
Yes going blind would do lead to adaption, but it'd be a lot more extreme and you just can't compensate for the impact it would have on your life.