A woman shows off her new engagement ring to her friends and makes the "we're getting married" announcement, and the girls all scream and hug and bounce around maniacally.
Men don't do this.
Why?
In other news...
I did this... this week.
Not the screaming part, but the engagement pat
I'm sure she did the screaming and yelling part with her friends though.
A woman shows off her new engagement ring to her friends and makes the "we're getting married" announcement, and the girls all scream and hug and bounce around maniacally.
Men don't do this.
Why?
In other news...
I did this... this week.
Not the screaming part, but the engagement pat
I'm sure she did the screaming and yelling part with her friends though.
Now you're NEVER gonna get to play games with us anymore.
A woman shows off her new engagement ring to her friends and makes the "we're getting married" announcement, and the girls all scream and hug and bounce around maniacally.
Men don't do this.
Why?
In other news...
I did this... this week.
Not the screaming part, but the engagement pat
I'm sure she did the screaming and yelling part with her friends though.
Now you're NEVER gonna get to play games with us anymore.
"You know, I'm already sleeping with her and stuff, but I have way too much free time, I don't attend nearly enough family functions with someone elses family, and I don't have anybody telling me I am wrong 4 times a day, so consarn it, I need a wife!"
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
It's true. Of course women are just as single-minded, but instead of sex it's about the need to find a provider for the children. That's why it's always about the money.
Well, not always. Neither side is 100% like that all the time. But it's always there on a subconscious level.
"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
I think the first time a women gets married it is all about love. If there is a second time she knows the score, is smarter and why not make it about a good provider for the children. Of course if you are a 20 year old Playboy model and he is an 80 year old billionaire with one foot on a banana peel love is blind.
In marriage there is always one person right. And the other one is the husband.
unkbill wrote:the first time a women gets married it is all about love
Nah. Women want to screw the bad boy and marry the nice guy, the first for the more vigorous genes the second for the ability to provide for the kids (note that these are the other guy's kids). It's just some women get confused and marry the bad boy first.
"ATTENTION: Customers browsing porn must hold magazines with both hands at all times!"
unkbill wrote:the first time a women gets married it is all about love
Nah. Women want to screw the bad boy and marry the nice guy, the first for the more vigorous genes the second for the ability to provide for the kids (note that these are the other guy's kids). It's just some women get confused and marry the bad boy first.
Are you sure they marry the bad boy first. But maybe the first, then the second then the last.....Bad boys git the girls. Sucks to b me.
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In marriage there is always one person right. And the other one is the husband.
She thinks he owes her one because she thought she was his only mistress.
Listen up you publicity hungry whore. Nobody owes you shit. You're a big girl who made a decision to sleep with a guy simply because he was rich and famous. You're a prostitute, you just don't want to admit it. Your body is for sale, and Tiger simply rented it for a while. I guarantee that you bragged to your girlfriends that you were banging him and certainly enjoyed any generosity thrown your way by Tiger. You knew it wasn't love. Love isn't spreading your legs for a guy once a year when he's in town. Once his affairs became public did you clam up like someone who cared about him would? Nope, you whored yourself out again for an easy score of publicity and cash. Now the spotlights are off as people have turned to new scandals and issues, and this is your pathetic attempt to climb back into the public eye.
I'm not defending Tiger's actions, but this bitch needs to stop acting like a victim.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Veronica Siwik-Daniels, one of Woods' alleged mistresses and a former pornographic performer, watched the event with her attorney in a Los Angeles radio studio. She said she wants an apology for the unwanted attention the scandal has brought her.
"I really feel I deserve to look at him in person face to face in the eyes because I did not deserve this," she said.
Could someone explain to this stupid cunt, yes CUNT, that this is about Tiger, Elin, and their kids, not her. She wouldn't have gotten any "unwanted attention" if she had simply not come forward about her affair with Tiger, or better yet, if she had simply not fucked him in the first place.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Veronica Siwik-Daniels, one of Woods' alleged mistresses and a former pornographic performer, watched the event with her attorney in a Los Angeles radio studio. She said she wants an apology for the unwanted attention the scandal has brought her.
"I really feel I deserve to look at him in person face to face in the eyes because I did not deserve this," she said.
Could someone explain to this stupid cunt, yes CUNT, that this is about Tiger, Elin, and their kids, not her. She wouldn't have gotten any "unwanted attention" if she had simply not come forward about her affair with Tiger, or better yet, if she had simply not fucked him in the first place.
I have read allot of joke today but that is by far the funniest.
In marriage there is always one person right. And the other one is the husband.
