Personally, my house is divided. I am side to side, wife is round and round, and my 3 year old's corn cob ends up looking like it was hit by a shotgun blast. Random bites everywhere.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."