My idea of a good 4th of July. Korea fires missiles towards Hawii just to fuck with us. We have emptied the nukes out of an ICBM and have substituted dynomite. We explode it a mile over the head of thier dictator as the largest bottle rock ever. We claim we are just trying to share our joy of independence. We secretly tell the fucker the next time we won't take out the nukes.
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