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TheCatt wrote: Mon Jul 10, 2023 8:35 am Sadly people really do pee in pools.
Well yes, but this has led me down a path of Google that told me how much and it's gross.
TheCatt wrote: Mon Jul 10, 2023 8:35 am But yes, afaik, the blue is fake.
Google and every urban legend site says there is no such chemical, but that just makes me wonder what is really going on in the video. It works so perfectly. Something is happening, but it isn't a cloud of pee.

Very well done though.
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The cop holding back laughter is the best part.
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Ha. I guess it's good there won't be a DA looking to accuse someone of murder?
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All I saw was self-defense and the driver being a good citizen.
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Threesomes can be dangerous (estimates say that threesomes are 50 percent more likely to end in the death of one participant than sex between two partners)...
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I lost the link, just closed it and can't find it again, but some chick on Imgur made a big post about her fiance cheating on her and how they are now broken up. She found out due to an Airtag she put on her dog. Data showed where the fiance was (at her friend's), and pieces were put together.

Someone in the comments asked why she put an Airtag on the dog and she explained the dog was an escape artist.

I am not an internet troll, despite how I may sometimes act around here, but if I was I would so respond with:
"So the dog doesn't want to be with you either?"
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Not funny, but hot on the Twitters...sorry, the X...

This is making the rounds a lot and it is such a great example of how we all have different tastes, and people would love to murder you because you don't 100% see the world EXACTLY as they see it.

So, what do you think of her?
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Leisher wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 3:55 pm I am not an internet troll, despite how I may sometimes act around here, but if I was I would so respond with:
"So the dog doesn't want to be with you either?"
LOL

Something looks wrong. But either way, I'm out. You?

Slightly NSFW video - Lucerita XO from that same show, though... would.

marissa dubois is the woman in green.
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Marissa Dubois is clearly a beautiful woman, and I would despite her crazy large hips. Although, they look much smaller in your video. However, my "would" expires soon because I have a feeling she is not going to age well at all.

Lucerita is an absolute would.

I also liked Brianna Smith, the third girl.
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Why do we have senior citizens (and Frankenstein's monster) running our country?
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Leisher wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 11:56 pm Not funny, but hot on the Twitters...sorry, the X...

This is making the rounds a lot and it is such a great example of how we all have different tastes, and people would love to murder you because you don't 100% see the world EXACTLY as they see it.

So, what do you think of her?
She's.... like.... one centimeter more in diameter, and that's too big for me.
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Bobróczky weighed just 190 lb (86 kg) at the time of his high school basketball debut in January 2017,[11] and with a height of 2.31 m (7 ft 7 in), he was considered underweight, with a body mass index (BMI) of 16.1.[12]
JFC. Dude was super skinny. And his neck? Guess basketball didn't work out.
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Leisher wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 2:46 pm Find the three pandas not wearing sunglasses.

Took me about 10-15 seconds.
typically those vision things have a cheat or shortcut. But not this one you just have to look at every single one
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Tell me you are terrible in bed without telling me you're terrible in bed. I wonder if they have sex with the lights off.
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Leisher wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 12:46 pm I wonder if they have sex with the lights off.
This is one of those porn is bad accounts. I think the husband is a reformed porn addict, or something.
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Porn can absolutely be bad. Anything can be in excess.

I do not want to live in a world where seeing Florence Pugh naked is bad.

Good luck to him avoiding any images of sexy women. Might I suggest they move to the Middle East?
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Honestly, the middle east is where the fact that young women often make life-alteringly bad decisions when left to their own devices.... flourishes in rules like "no single women allowed out without a male family member." You know that wasn't based on misogyny, but these women kept coming home pregnant due to rape, or "but i loved him," and then their family gets saddled with supporting the single mother and bastard child. So "not allowed out alone to make your poor choices like walking down the really fun looking rape alley."

Plus cutting the hands off of thieves.

I think we need to give their culture a second look.
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TheCatt wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 12:59 pm
Leisher wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 12:46 pm I wonder if they have sex with the lights off.
This is one of those porn is bad accounts. I think the husband is a reformed porn addict, or something.
Called it.
“I went through betrayal trauma 10 months ago after nine years of marriage, 10 years of being in a completely monogamous relationship,” she said.

“I was fully under the belief that he didn't look at other women, he didn't self pleasure at other women, porn was the furthest thing from my mind.

“I never would have thought or believed that he was using porn but he was and I found out about it on September 17, 2022. That was the hardest day of my life. It was the hardest following weeks and following months of my life.”

Kehr went on: “Betrayal trauma has changed me as person inside and out.

“It put me through a lot of stress. It put me through a lot of pain. It put me through sickness. It put me through depression. Gave me a lot of stress and a lot of anxiety.

“I've come a long way in my healing... I'm still with my husband and I'm so happy and I'm so thankful and I'm so proud to say that he's been sober for 10 months.

“He's been doing all the steps, all the work, everything necessary to not only change, stay sober and reach long-term recovery but to also assure me that he is creating a safe space, he is becoming a trustworthy person and he is showing me the signs that I need by his actions, his behaviors and his patterns that he is going in the right direction.”
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