Escape Plan 2: Hades
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:28 pm
Before reading this review, if you want to get a good feel for this film, you should turn on some really bland techo or dance music. Make it just loud enough to be constantly annoying and distracting you. Now read on!
What an abysmal piece of shit.
Sly Stallone is back as professional prison escape artist. This time he brings along a crew of people that you will never care about because they're given no backstory. 50 Cent is one of them. Dave Bautista is a friend of this crew.
The story is complete garbage. Plodding, predictable, pointless, nonsensical, massively flawed, and so on.
The film looks terrible too. Clearly low budget, and everything just appears odd. It's like Stallone traveled to the various actors' locations while they were filming other movies/shows and shot scenes with them between their scenes in their other projects. Then everyone got together for a one week shoot to capture all the prison stuff.
The acting is mind-numbingly bad by ALL the actors. But hey, at least the action is pretty shitty!
Easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Never watch this movie.
What an abysmal piece of shit.
Sly Stallone is back as professional prison escape artist. This time he brings along a crew of people that you will never care about because they're given no backstory. 50 Cent is one of them. Dave Bautista is a friend of this crew.
The story is complete garbage. Plodding, predictable, pointless, nonsensical, massively flawed, and so on.
The film looks terrible too. Clearly low budget, and everything just appears odd. It's like Stallone traveled to the various actors' locations while they were filming other movies/shows and shot scenes with them between their scenes in their other projects. Then everyone got together for a one week shoot to capture all the prison stuff.
The acting is mind-numbingly bad by ALL the actors. But hey, at least the action is pretty shitty!
Easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Never watch this movie.