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Postby TheCatt » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:32 pm

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Postby GORDON » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:50 am

Oh geez.

Conflicted.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.

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Postby Leisher » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:08 am

If you put a shirt on like that I will come put you in the ground myself. It will be apparent that you have given up on life.

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Postby TheCatt » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:11 am

Leisher wrote:Source of the post If you put a shirt on like that I will come put you in the ground myself. It will be apparent that you have given up on life.

No way! Flaunt it and be proud, Gordon - Leisher's just jealous!
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Postby Troy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:39 am

As the great poet Nelly would say:

“Come on and shake your tail feather”
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Postby Leisher » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:40 am

These people are not your friends Gordon.

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Postby GORDON » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:48 am

It's true, that shirt's purpose is to embarrass those around you.
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Postby Leisher » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:19 pm

No man wearing that shirt has EVER been looked upon by a woman who thought, "I need that guy inside me right now."

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Postby TheCatt » Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:08 pm

Leisher wrote:Source of the post No man wearing that shirt has EVER been looked upon by a woman who thought, "I need that guy inside me right now."

No, because flamingos travel in flocks, and a WHOLE FLOCK OF WOMEN thought it.
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Postby Troy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:29 pm

I honestly think it's a solid icebreaker at parties. If the rest of you can back it up with confidence, it'll attract the right "bird".

Capital pun, truly capital, if I do say so myself. And I do.

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Postby TheCatt » Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:45 pm

Troy wrote:Source of the post I honestly think it's a solid icebreaker at parties. If the rest of you can back it up with confidence, it'll attract the right "bird".

Capital pun, truly capital, if I do say so myself. And I do.

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Postby Leisher » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:29 pm

If you both were here I'd be doing a fantastic Moe impression on you two stooges.

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Postby GORDON » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:30 pm

Oh man. The woman with the nice body... We have NOTHING in common. Supposed to meet Sunday. Food allergies, and likes steak well done. Her ex describes her as always angry. I threw 5 movie quotes at her today, on the phone. Silence.

I threw a "phrasing" at her.

Silence.

She just wants a FWB deal... But I'm going to reiterate to her before Sunday that calling it "friends" will be a stretch.

Just making sure she and I are on the same page. I think she finds me much more tolerable than I find her.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.

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Postby GORDON » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:34 pm

Last night I was talking to her on speaker phone while texting more interesting women.
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Postby Vince » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:42 pm

Gordo, you are making me want to be a better husband.

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Postby TheCatt » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:46 pm

To Leisher:

No, the shirt she got me says "Je ne se pas? Menage a troix"
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Postby Leisher » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:02 am

TheCatt wrote:Source of the post Je ne se pas? Menage a troix


I mean, you're just bragging at this point.

GORDON wrote:Source of the post Oh man. The woman with the nice body... We have NOTHING in common. Supposed to meet Sunday. Food allergies, and likes steak well done. Her ex describes her as always angry. I threw 5 movie quotes at her today, on the phone. Silence.

I threw a "phrasing" at her.

Silence.

She just wants a FWB deal... But I'm going to reiterate to her before Sunday that calling it "friends" will be a stretch.

Just making sure she and I are on the same page. I think she finds me much more tolerable than I find her.


She's not single because she's awesome...

ALSO...
I can guarantee I speak for the entire forum when I say: "Pictures or we don't believe it." Please keep that in mind going forward.

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Postby GORDON » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:18 am

Probably not going to do that. I already feel a little guilty just talking about these women.

Also not going to share the dating profile, just to be ridiculed.

Unless you want to fuck me or something.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.

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Postby Cakedaddy » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:36 am

WHAT?!?!?! We would NEVER ridicule you!

On a side note, I did order that shirt for you. I agree. You will look GREAT in that!

Side side note: Raise your hand if you're creating fake profiles on dating sites with the intention of catfishing someone. This is totally unrelated to this thread. Just curious.

Side side side note. We should start a pool. For what, I don't know. We just should.

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Postby Vince » Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:03 am

GORDON wrote:Source of the post Last night I was talking to her on speaker phone while texting more interesting women.

You know, it's possible she was doing the same and that's why she wasn't laughing at your jokes. Too distracted.


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