Your family is normal
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 1:48 pm
(Thank Catt's obsession with our mothers for this thread.)
But that doesn't mean their sexual activity doesn't gross you out:
-Caught a family member watching porn. I had called and they said they were watching a movie...to me...So I began wondering if I could guess the movie based on actors and plot. They weren't good at lying.
-My mom openly discussing her and my dad's sex life during 2017. My wife only stopped laughing long enough to say "gross".
-An aunt and uncle who used to rent pornos from the video store I worked at when I was a teenager.
-Fixing a family member's cell phone and finding their browser has a bunch of porn sites open.
I guess in the grand scheme of things those are tame.
Anyone beat those?
But that doesn't mean their sexual activity doesn't gross you out:
-Caught a family member watching porn. I had called and they said they were watching a movie...to me...So I began wondering if I could guess the movie based on actors and plot. They weren't good at lying.
-My mom openly discussing her and my dad's sex life during 2017. My wife only stopped laughing long enough to say "gross".
-An aunt and uncle who used to rent pornos from the video store I worked at when I was a teenager.
-Fixing a family member's cell phone and finding their browser has a bunch of porn sites open.
I guess in the grand scheme of things those are tame.
Anyone beat those?