Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Postby Leisher » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:35 am

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Postby GORDON » Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:09 am

It was ok. About what I expected.
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Postby Vince » Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:57 am

If PETA had written one of these movies, it would have been this. There weren't any "good guys" in this movie. From the beginning I was hoping everyone would die on the island. Mindless action and entertainment doesn't bother me. Trying to shoehorn some message into this and doing it badly made this movie almost unwatchable for me.

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Postby Leisher » Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:02 am

It sucked. Just another rehash of the same shit.

Jeff Goldblum? Check.
Greedy white guys as villains? Check.
Asian scientist that was super nice in the first movie, but now is always inventing new dangerous dinos? Check.
T-Rex? Check.
Raptor? Check.
Those two saving the day? Check.
Scene of T-Rex roaring while coiling his tail? Check.
Dinos in the real world? Check. (Done previously in JPII or III, whichever one it was.)
Little girl from the very first Jurassic Park? Check. (Her clone.)
"Most dangerous killing machine ever" gets killed by unarmed people? Check.

The little girl was pretty good. Dallas Bryce Howard and Chris Pratt were fine. The little auctioneer was just terrible as was the entire plot. Who is paying $10-50M for "weapons" that can easily be killed, but not easily controlled? That old guy really didn't see what was going on in his own home? REALLY? The little girl who explored everywhere and was super nosy never learned anything until it was convenient for the plot?

I watched it and enjoyed the spectacle part, but it was pretty bad.

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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Postby TheCatt » Sun Mar 17, 2019 7:36 am

This was a second Jurassic World (reboot series) movie?
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Postby Leisher » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:35 am

Yep.

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Postby TheCatt » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:51 am

Leisher wrote:Source of the post Yep.

Guess I'll add it to my biking movie list, but man... I remember no excitement around this one like the 1st JW.
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