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Re: Taco Bell

Postby GORDON » Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:27 pm

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When we finally got to ther Taco Bell drive through I heard the asshole in the shitty truck in front of me order 15 Steak House Burritos. When it was my turn to order, I was informed they are out of steak, sorry.

He saved you from an otherwise shitty eating experience. Buy him a card.


I almost added, "Now waiting on Malcolm to tell me how shitty Taco Bell is," but I thought that was too easy, and unworthy of my skills.
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Re: Taco Bell

Postby Leisher » Sat Nov 19, 2016 6:48 pm

I almost added, "Now waiting on Malcolm to tell me how shitty Taco Bell is,"


He wouldn't be wrong.

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Re: Taco Bell

Postby GORDON » Sat Nov 19, 2016 8:57 pm

Leisher wrote:
I almost added, "Now waiting on Malcolm to tell me how shitty Taco Bell is,"


He wouldn't be wrong.


You two should take warm showers with each other into the wee hours of the morning.
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Re: Taco Bell

Postby Malcolm » Sat Nov 19, 2016 11:30 pm

GORDON wrote:
Leisher wrote:
I almost added, "Now waiting on Malcolm to tell me how shitty Taco Bell is,"


He wouldn't be wrong.


You two should take warm showers with each other into the wee hours of the morning.

I'm sorry you eat food from that place that already looks like it's passed through one or two digestive systems.
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Re: Taco Bell

Postby GORDON » Sat Nov 19, 2016 11:46 pm

You should be sorry.... Taco Bells must be really different where you live.
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Re: Taco Bell

Postby Malcolm » Sun Nov 20, 2016 1:47 am

GORDON wrote:You should be sorry.... Taco Bells must be really different where you live.

I've lived several places. There aren't any good Toxic Hells just like there aren't any good ways to have someone take a steaming dump straight down your throat.
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Re: Taco Bell

Postby GORDON » Sun Nov 20, 2016 2:06 am

Well I have never experienced that, and I am dubious that the experiences are similar. I'm not sure I want to take your word for it, I feel your perceptions of eating food and eating fecal matter may be muddled.

Though, this does explain the soylent.
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Re: Taco Bell

Postby Malcolm » Sun Nov 20, 2016 12:31 pm

Though, this does explain the soylent.

Ambrosia compared to the un-food you're describing.
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Postby GORDON » Sun Dec 09, 2018 11:02 am

"Sunset heart hands!" amuses me every time.

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Postby Leisher » Mon Dec 10, 2018 9:46 am

I had Taco Bell this weekend. It was gross.

I really don't understand why people love Tex-Mex so much, especially low grade Tex-Mex.

Also, I got the fiery "loco" doritos taco and asked for diablo sauce, which is their hottest. It wasn't very hot.

Fuck every single person who bitches about food being too spicy when they order spicy food. You have ruined food for everyone else. Now all these places have to give us bland shit for fear of being sued.

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Postby GORDON » Mon Dec 10, 2018 10:33 am

SUNSET HEART HANDS
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Postby GORDON » Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:56 pm

I'm pretty sure the burrito supreme has gotten smaller over the years.
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Postby GORDON » Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:28 am

The kid and I also laugh at this commercial:

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Postby Leisher » Sun Jan 27, 2019 5:51 pm

I think the video cuts off before the funny part.

I've had those fries. They're fucking awful.


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