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Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:06 am
by TheCatt
Welker and Manning are on my opponent's team this week. So yeah... fun! I'm already losing 73 to 20, he's had 3 players, I've had 2.
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:23 am
by Malcolm
Peyton should have only had 6 TD passes. That dumb-ass on the Denver D prematurely celebrated and dropped the ball on a pick six. Unfortunately for him, he let go before his foot hit the end zone. Touchback. Fucking idiot.
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:09 pm
by Malcolm
Mike Vick: I get no respect. I fucking wonder why.
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:38 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:45 pm
by Malcolm
I've been looking for raw info like that for forever. Where do they get those stats?
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:25 pm
by TheCatt
Pitt 4, Tenn 0
Has that ever happened before?
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:52 pm
by Malcolm
Can't find any reference. Then again, I didn't look too hard. But, holy shit, the Lions v. Vikings game:
1) Detroit has two TDs in the first half nullified by penalties ... one by that asshat Suh getting his first personal foul of the season.
2) Detroit makes a pick with the Vikes backed up to the 20, then take the penalty I mentioned, then throw a pick on the next play.
Best comment I've seen on nfl.com in awhile:
I just bought a Lions bumper sticker for my old broke down vacuum cleaner and now it sucks again.
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:20 pm
by Malcolm
Meanwhile the Panthers and Seahawks are fighting over which team is the most hungover.
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:04 pm
by TheCatt
Apparently the 2nd safety was overturned or something.
Little surprised Indy and Seahawks didn't win by more. And NE struggling against Buffalo.
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 5:21 pm
by Leisher
The Steelers' season is over. Pouncey is gone for the year (again), and four other players left with injuries and didn't return. That's on top of all the starters already out hurt.
Then there's the RB situation where they cut fumble fingers Dwyer, and today fumble fingers Redman got benched after two fumbles. Then got back in when the backup went out with injury.
If I was the GM, I'd blow up the team now and start trading anyone with value. Get draft pick sand rebuild. You're not winning shit this year.
I look forward to the draft.
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 6:22 pm
by Malcolm
Malcolm's Scrub of the Week Golden Toilet Brush Award Winner: Marshawn Lynch. Him and AP's performance against Detroit today have killed the 40 point start Welker and Rice gave me.
As for the Steelers, wow. I didn't think they'd be in a situation where Rashard Mendenhall would look like an upgrade. Le'Veon Bell better be Walter Payton reincarnated or they're fucked.
The Vikings ... where to begin? AP was the offense. Eventually he'll get hurt or come across a real defense that contains the run. Then Christian Ponder comes on in fine form: 1 fumble, 3 picks, 1 score, and 230 yards plus change. 140 of those to one dude. His performance was more impotent than Jimmy Johnson doing an Enzyte commercial. Get him the fuck out. The defense was laughable. Reggie Bush shouldn't be able to hang 190 yards on your D. Joique fucking Bell made your goal line look more open than Paris Hilton's legs.
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:00 pm
by Malcolm
Romo's apparently ok from his hit last night, the likes of which I've not seen outside Tecmo Bowl. RG3 is looking more and more like he plays for Washington.
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:21 pm
by TheCatt
Wow, just wow...
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:22 pm
by Malcolm
He made it a game, he just showed up about 10 minutes too late.
Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:54 pm
by TheCatt
Well hell. If I had started Leonard Hankerson, I would be winning my fantasy game despite Peyton Manning being on the other team.
Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:00 am
by Malcolm
Fucking AP and Victor Cruz.
Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:26 am
by Malcolm
Damn. Eddie Royal going from obscurity to waiver wire fodder. It's like 2008 all over again.
Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:26 am
by Malcolm
My fate is in Owen Daniels's hands. He needs a repeat of his first half stats.
Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:59 am
by Malcolm
Malcolm wrote:My fate is in Owen Daniels's hands. He needs a repeat of his first half stats.
One league, Victor Cruz and Reggie Bush destroyed me. The other league, Owen Daniels pulls a miracle. Multi-TD game. Rare shit. That comes from someone who's owned him every season since he was fantasy relevant. He's my backup until Gronk gets better.
Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:14 am
by TheCatt
Well, I won thanks to O Daniels and A Johnson. I've got Daniels in my keeper league, and today he paid off.