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Re: Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:31 pm
by TheCatt
Happy Birthday! I came home for you.
Re: Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:01 am
by Leisher
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It was a hell of a week.
Vegas, a hole-in-one, and then the 4th up at the lake.
Re: Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 8:30 pm
by TPRJones
Out of curiosity, what sort of hole-in-one does one get on the Strip?
Re: Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 8:37 pm
by Leisher
Someone got shot. Does that count?
My hole in one came three days after returning and two days before my birthday. Bedford Hills Golf Course. Buckeye #4. 134 yards. I hit an easy 9 iron.
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 7:58 pm
by TheCatt
Here's hoping no one got shot this time.
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:14 pm
by Malcolm
Hopefully someone does shots.
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:30 pm
by GORDON
Shot through the heart
And Leisher's to blame
He likes cock
It's a damned shame.
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:54 pm
by Malcolm
A shame? Change the last line to "And not names," follow it up with a phone number, and you've got a limerick fit for the filthiest bathroom wall.
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:41 pm
by GORDON
I like your line better but I feel like I committed.
Sung to the tune of Bon Jovi's "Shot Through the Heart."
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:29 am
by Vince
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:58 pm
by Leisher
It was a great day. Got drunk, did absolutely nothing, and didn't have to talk to or constantly repel Gordon's advances all day.
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 9:01 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote: It was a great day. Got drunk, did absolutely nothing, and didn't have to talk to or constantly repel Gordon's advances all day.
So you just gave in. Got it.
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 9:25 pm
by GORDON
You're welcome
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 9:42 pm
by Leisher
Gordon wasn't within 50 miles of where I was thanks to the restraining order I got slapped on him.
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:24 am
by TheCatt
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:27 am
by GORDON
This year I came to Vegas to celebrate your birthday.
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:20 pm
by Leisher
Thanks gents.
Naked women are just swell.
Enjoy Vegas Gordo. Give us some details elsewhere.
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 5:57 am
by Vince
Happy Birthday Leisher. Hope it was enjoyed.
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 10:22 am
by TheCatt
Happy birthday, Leisher!
Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 10:33 am
by Leisher
Thanks Catt, just what I wanted!