The First Obama Term

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The First Obama Term

He'll be assassinated before he takes office.
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He'll be assinated in office.
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14%
He really is the anti-christ and we're all going to die.
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21%
His Presidency will be a failure of Jimmy Carter Proportions.
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14%
His Presidency will be seen by history as mediocre.
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36%
His Presidency will be seen as a success of Reagan proportions.
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14%
He really is the second coming of Christ and GORDON is screwed.
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Post by Malcolm »

Roberts has a chance to redeem himself. Let's all watch as he fucks it up.
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Democrats lost big in last election because most americans are racist.

Random hippie? Nope. Virginia Democratic Rep. Jim Moran.
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Rand Paul's response to SOTU

If the Repubs were smart, they'd nominate one of the Pauls next year.

Alas, they're still the Stupid Party.
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Every single time I hear Obama talking about high speed rail I keep hearing that song from The Simpsons in my head. "The Monorail!!! It put Ogdenville on the map!"

Can someone please explain to me what the thinking is behind this project? How is this going to help the economy?

Yeah, I get how $53 billion will be spent into our economy to build it, but that's a fake boost. That's all tax money.

Ok, it'll create jobs, but who pays their salary? Revenue from the monorail or the government?

And how many people will it take to run the monorail? I'm thinking a bunch of low paid conductors (like Homer) and a bunch of highly paid managers living off the government tit pretending to be important.

Who are they targeting as their consumer base? Where is the need for this service? Obviously airlines are having problems, but half of their problems are caused by the government and the TSA. And let's not pretend they won't want in on the monorail. The other half of the airlines' problems stem from their attempts to squeeze every cent out of people while giving them shittier and shittier service. Yet people are still flying, and it's statistically a safe form of travel, plus it's fast.

People also love to drive. Sure some hate commutes, but others love it, especially in this age of podcasts and audio books and a 24/7 lifestyle where people only seem to get privacy when they're in their car or the bathroom.

Did Amtrack go out of business or something? You know them right? A high speed rail service with the equipment and infrastructure to complete Obama's plan without spending $53 billion dollars...

And let's not forget buses! Who doesn't like to hang out at their local bus station? They're hip, clean, always in a great part of town, filled with the highest classes of society... Ok, maybe they're none of those things, but they're cheap. Slow, but cheap.

So where is the need for this high speed rail system? If we're going to spend $53 billion dollars, can we at least see a business plan showing all the research that's been done and the plan/time table to get that money back?
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Did Amtrack go out of business or something? You know them right? A high speed rail service

High-speed my ass. Eighteen hours to cross less than 1000 miles is slower than Ralph Wiggum huffing paint after a lobotomy. Passenger trains suck in this country. Soon as they start jacking up security on trains, though, it'll become just as unfun as flying.

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How fast do you think the monorail is going to go? And again, where's the consumer base that needs it?

Instead of a monorail, how about we spend the $53 billion researching these:
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Alaska governor says they won't implement the health care law.

I doubt he'll win his fight this way, but it's still interesting.

Oh, and check out this part of the article:
the overhaul is still the law, contends Timothy S. Jost, a professor at the Washington and Lee University School of Law.

"This is one renegade judge that has reached this decision," he said, calling it an "extremist opinion," likely to be reversed on appeal.


First of all, two federal judges have struck down the law, not one. Secondly, "extremist opinion"? Really asshole? Polls show that the majority of Americans think the health care law is bullshit. On top of that, this "extremist opinion" by a "renegade judge" contends that the government has no right to force citizens to purchase health care just to fund health care for those who choose not to buy it or cannot buy it. Apparently, Mr. Jost thinks the government can order me to buy health insurance. What's next? Can I be ordered to buy an American car?




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Post by Malcolm »

The Republican-controlled House voted to shield greenhouse-gas polluters...

Holy good goddamn. The first sentence?
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Republican-controlled House actually responds to the will of the people who elected them, for a change.
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Well, it started to. Then the other Republicans turned chickenshit.
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TPRJones wrote:Well, it started to. Then the other Republicans turned chickenshit.

They're just worried about the same thing every member of Congres is worried about -- <s>representing those who elected them</s> getting reelected and keeping those kickbacks coming.
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Why comediennes can't mock Obama:

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Jimmy Fallon: Isn't It Kind of Weird That Obama's Playing Soccer and Picking NCAA Brackets While We're Attacking Libya?

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Post by Malcolm »

Damn, when Jimmy Fallon's ripping on you, you're down a few rungs on the social ladder.
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Well, it's fairly clear he isn't interested in the slowing the rise of the price of gasoline.

http://www.foxnews.com/politic....trategy
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I'm doing my part by driving so little, so yall are the ones fucking everything up.
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Gas prices have doubled since he took office.

Greens overjoyed.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog....r-obama
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Not really related to anything, but I just read this, chuckled, and thought I'd share:

"This guy has launched more cruise missiles than any other Nobel Peace Prize recipient in history."
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If you want peace, prepare for war.
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