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Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 5:17 pm
by TPRJones
My problems with the mother are about her statements afterwards. The whole "thank God nothing bad happened" attitude of hers is either incredibly ignorant or absurdly self-centered and viciously heartless. These people who work as specialists at zoos, many of them feel towards these animals they spend decades caring for much the same as she does towards her child, and they had to execute one because of this. That's not "no harm done".
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:39 pm
by GORDON
If they didn't want us eating gorillas they shouldn't have made them out of meat.
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:59 pm
by Malcolm
I bet that's what the first HIV patient thought as he was chowing down on some diseased ape.
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:53 am
by TheCatt
Prosecutor will have 1pm press conference - Hopefully to say "Hey America, STFU, this is over" But I've got to say, I doubt it.
The family declined donations, saying it was something "we do not want and will not accept."
They asked that the gifts be directed to the Cincinnati Zoo "in Harambe's name," in a statement through Myers last week.
Still got hope for no lawsuit.
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 2:03 pm
by TheCatt
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 3:30 pm
by Malcolm
The new snake oil. I hate motherfuckers like this.
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 1:20 pm
by Malcolm
Open mouth, insert foot.
Two Ohio women who filed letters in support of a former Stanford University student-athlete convicted of sexually assaulting a woman as she lay unconscious behind a dumpster have issued apologies for their statements.
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Two of those letters came from Kelly Owens, a high school guidance counselor in Dayton, Ohio, and Turner's childhood friend Leslie Rasmussen, who lives in suburban Dayton.
In Owens' letter, she called Turner "a young man of character, integrity." She said that he "seeks opportunities to help others, and is absolutely undeserving of the outcome" in the sexual assault trial, the San Jose (California) Mercury News reported.
In her letter, Rasmussen blamed campus drinking culture and political correctness for Turner's inebriated life choices.
The dude who got wasted and fucked a blacked out chick by a dumpster doesn't deserve to be found guilty, go to jail, or face serious consequences? I fucking hope the guidance counselor loses her fucking job over this.
In other news...
Minutes after he announced a $15 million lawsuit against the city of Chicago and two police officers for a shooting that left him with seven gunshot wounds, a 25-year-old man was taken into custody on a murder warrant.
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:59 am
by Malcolm
Jurors in a subsequent case refuse to be in the same room with this judge.
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 12:28 pm
by TPRJones
How to get out of jury duty in his court: "Oh, hey, you're that rape judge! I gotta say, I'm a real fan of your work. Can I get your autograph?"
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:02 am
by Malcolm
Let's play a guessing game. Your hints: 4th of July, and this dude.
Take a guess what may have happened at the most recent intersection of these two things.
A Texas teenager lost part of his leg and may permanently lose his eyesight after attempting to set off a self-made explosive device of 180 sparklers Saturday night, multiple outlets report.
Chemical castration seems in order. Speaking of
people who shouldn't be allowed to have children...
A Florida woman was arrested Monday after allegedly using her infant son to attack her boyfriend during a fight on Daytona Beach
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:22 am
by Leisher
Wow. Special recognition for making sparklers dangerous...
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:29 pm
by Malcolm
Iowa douchebags go to jail for selling tainted eggs.
U.S. District Court Judge Mark Bennett sentenced the DeCosters April 13, 2015, to three months in prison.
I always like hating on Iowa, but this one is hilarious because of two things:
1) The douchebags in question are rich biz execs.
2) Their defense of why jail isn't for them:
“If executives can be imprisoned for criminal violations of strict liability laws by virtue of the position they hold within a company, the United States economy would suffer,” attorneys for Cato and the manufacturing association argued. “Executive business decisions would be motivated less by good business principles and more by fear of possible future prison sentences.”
Check out that last sentence. It's implying there can be serious conflicts between "good business principles" and "fear of possible future prison sentences" and the former deserves deference in those cases.
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:12 pm
by TheCatt
“Executive business decisions would be motivated less by good business principles and more by fear of possible future prison sentences.”
Quote of the day.
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 1:21 pm
by Malcolm
Gravity rears her ugly, bitchy head.
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 1:51 pm
by Malcolm
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:20 pm
by Leisher
Really stupid, but honestly, I don't hate her for it. I'm certain she wouldn't even get my vote for Moron Champion. I mean, did Obama, Trump, and Hillary all disappear?
What this girl did, and I stress "girl", is nothing more than the ignorance of youth. She's young and hot and can't picture herself in that woman's shoes. She has no idea about the future and how a lot of people (women and men) can't find time to workout or eat healthy because they're too focused on their career or their families. That doesn't even take into account genetics and luck of the draw.
Instead of mocking that poor woman, she should have shown her respect. She might be out of shape, but she's there working out. She's trying.
Like I said, just the ignorance of youth.
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:25 pm
by Malcolm
Really stupid, but honestly, I don't hate her for it. I'm certain she wouldn't even get my vote for Moron Champion.
I go to an LAF. There are signs in every locker room that say "DON'T TAKE FUCKING PICTURES." You have to be blind to miss them. On top of that, her defense of, "Oh, I only meant to send it to my friend," really clinches it.
and I stress "girl"
She's in her late twenties and is an adult entertainer/model. If her mental age hasn't caught up to her chronological age, I'm having zero sympathy.
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 2:44 pm
by Leisher
I go to an LAF. There are signs in every locker room that say "DON'T TAKE FUCKING PICTURES." You have to be blind to miss them. On top of that, her defense of, "Oh, I only meant to send it to my friend," really clinches it.
This is actually a common theme on Snapchat. I know people who has used it for time, yet accidentally send a private picture to everyone.
But yeah, the dumbass shouldn't be taking pictures period, but that's where we are as a society now. Isn't it great?
She's in her late twenties and is an adult entertainer/model. If her mental age hasn't caught up to her chronological age, I'm having zero sympathy.
I didn't say I had sympathy. I just said I understand.
I knew a lot of girls like her in my single days. Great in bed, but conversations were brutal.
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:34 pm
by Leisher
Re: Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 8:56 am
by Vince
You're on fire, stupid"
I don't care if you hate cops or not. This cop is awesome just for being responsible for this headline.