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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:58 pm
by GORDON
15 Powerball tickets purchased with no Kicker, $250MM pretax to be split evenly between Catt, Leisher, and GORDON.
I'm not sure how I'll be able to live on only approx $1.26 million a year.
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:28 pm
by GORDON
We won 2 things: jack, and shit.
I haven't seen if anyone won the jackpot , yet. If it's still big, we trying again?
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:55 am
by TheCatt
Oh, sure. $325million, $191million instant payout.
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:08 am
by Leisher
Put me in for another $5 for the $325.
And this time, don't buy losing tickets.
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:58 am
by GORDON
So Catt and Leisher and me are in.
Everyone else should get in too... since we lost last time, now we're due to win this time.
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:20 am
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:...since we lost last time, now we're due to win this time.
Ah, the simplest con games are still the most effective. Whoever thought up the notion of a lottery was a fucking genius.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:12 am
by GORDON
Buying tickets this afternoon. Last chance to get in on the big win. I don't want to hear a bunch of whining when we win and you don't.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:54 am
by TheCatt
Paul wrote:Hey, Gordo. If TPR doesn't contribute and you win you can at least send a strip-o-gram to his house.
Male of course.
If we win, I'm sending you a TPR-strip-o-gram. 
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:02 pm
by GORDON
What time is the drawing? I don't want to be late and miss the opportunity to pay Paul and TPR to make out with each other.
On the internet.
And primetime TV.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:04 pm
by TheCatt
I don't know. I think it's either 10 or 11pm.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:06 pm
by GORDON
Ah, ok. I'll be hitting it by 6 at the latest.
I'd recommend TPR and Paul buy some Big Red, as not to offend.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:08 pm
by GORDON
15 numbers purchased, no kicker.
$330 million, "$194 million lump sum payout," I assume after taxes.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:26 pm
by TheCatt
$194 is pre-tax, present value. So it's more like $115 million.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:20 pm
by GORDON
Shit. Still, I'd rather have lump sum so I can build my underground fortress before the zombies show up. The state owing you another 15 years of lotto payments wont mean much after the zombies show up.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:46 pm
by TheCatt
26 years is their payment schedule.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:53 pm
by GORDON
Yeah. I meant like being paid for 9 years, and then BAM fucking zombies.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:59 pm
by GORDON
The mega millions website islocked up. Can't get the winning numbers.
That is, I can't get in to see which set of our 15 were the winning numbers.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:07 pm
by GORDON
All right, we won $2.
I don't know yet if anyone won the jackpot.
How do y'all want me to roll over the money. Just put down two bucks, or do another round of $5 plus our $2 winner?
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:52 am
by TheCatt
$2 should be enough to get the TPR-strip-o-gram.
Someone did win. Maybe we throw the $2 towards the next big one.
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:07 am
by GORDON
Just remind me at the time. I'll cash it in with my personal $10 winner....