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Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:07 pm
by Leisher
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Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:08 pm
by Troy
All we really learned from the superbowl ads is that Mr. Clean can't be trusted alone with our wives.

Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 4:17 pm
by Troy
Oh and also. This what my favorite shit-headed liar and future white-house-credentialed-network had to say on Lady Gaga's halftime show.

http://www.infowars.com/lady-gaga-to-co ... -bowel-li/

This isn't satire, like, there are people who believe this. Far too many.

Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 6:35 pm
by Malcolm
I've been trying to think of the last time a patriot burned Atlanta that badly.
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Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:31 pm
by GORDON
I was hoping someone would engage me in conversation so I could say that since I didn't vote for Hillary, obviously I was rooting for the team with the fewest black people. Bad joke, but we have fun.

But it turns out people are pissed the patriots won because of white privilege, so really, there's no joke for me to make.


Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:33 pm
by Troy
Also Belicheck and Brady are big Trump fans.

Trump is still 0% of why most rational, sane people hate the Pats. Too much else out there in the historical record.

Re: NFL

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 2:53 pm
by Malcolm
I hope someone takes it, cuts it up into strips, and uses it for toilet paper.

Re: NFL

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:46 pm
by Malcolm

NFL

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:25 pm
by Malcolm
Victor Cruz released.
Cruz was owed $7.5 million in 2017, so the Giants were at the very least expected to ask him to take less money. Instead, they opted to move on from the 30-year-old altogether.

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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:41 pm
by TheCatt
If Cruz ends up a Redskin.....

NFL

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:47 pm
by Malcolm
Well, no.
Tom Brady's jersey is still missing, and based on the most recent comments from Patriots owner Robert Kraft, it sounds like the merch was legitimately pilfered rather than sitting at the bottom of a laundry pile in Foxborough.

"It's very sad to me that someone would do something like this, and it's like taking a great Chagall or Picasso or something. You can never display it," Kraft said Tuesday on Fox Business Network's Mornings with Maria, per the Boston Herald.
Not even close. Picasso's big works can go for over $100M. Even the lowly Chagall can garner multiple millions. Brady's jersey isn't cracking $1M unless it's the ransom paid by the Pats to get it back from whoever stole it.

NFL

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 6:42 pm
by Troy
Did the Texas Rangers not find it yet?

Someone better call Chuck Norris.

e: the Nate Silver tweet at the top of this page remains hilarious, even on repeated viewings

e2: FUCK THE PATRIOTS

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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:22 am
by Leisher

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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:49 pm
by Malcolm
T-Bitch arrested.

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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:22 pm
by Malcolm

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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 1:42 pm
by Malcolm
Why, yes, he did play for Detroit.
Former Lions defensive back Stanley Wilson II had been arrested while naked for the third time in less than a year, and the second time in little more than a month.

Via the Associated Press, police in Woodburn, Oregon arrested Wilson after he attempted to force his way into a home, and then disrobed. When police arrived, Wilson emerged naked from a shed. Wilson was taken to the Marion County Jail.

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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:21 pm
by Malcolm
TheCatt wrote: If Cruz ends up a Redskin.....
Close, but no cigar.

NFL

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 2:07 pm
by Malcolm
Julius Thomas traded to Fins. If you're Miami, why the fuck you'd trade for a TE who's only worth a damn with a good QB is beyond me.

The Carolina John Kuhn is cut.

NFL

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:07 pm
by Leisher

NFL

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:17 pm
by Malcolm
Who the fuck is taking a flyer on a shitty 30-something QB with his "best" years behind him?