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TheCatt wrote:Vikings DBs decide they know better than coach, spoiler alert: They don't

And those assholes are going to cost me a fantasy championship.

Raiders' season is officially over.

Ah, the Vikings. It's about time to rent another boat full of strippers.

Mariota broke his left too.

But seriously, fuck the Vikings. Arrogant pricks cost me my third title unless LeVeon and Tyreke have massive days tomorrow.

Because you can't make this stuff up...

Browns fans can't spell Cleveland.

Leisher wrote:But seriously, fuck the Vikings.

I've been saying that since they sold a kidney and a lung for their present trainwreck of a QB.

Thanks to a Christmas miracle from Bell and Hill I went from down 21 to up 23.

He's got Marvin Jones and Matt Prater going tonight.

I won my league!

In other news, Rex Ryan was fired. The Bills also plan to sit Taylor.

Patriots want a lot for Garoppolo. What team will give up a king's ransom for an unproven talent?

Leisher wrote:Patriots want a lot for Garoppolo. What team will give up a king's ransom for an unproven talent?

Wonder what team would be dumb enough to do that?
*cough* Browns *cough*

Muscle Hamster to be redubbed "Rehab Hamster."

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back announced in a statement that he was notified last week of a four-game suspension for violating the league's substance abuse policy.

I hope he's benched.

As Jeff Duncan of The Times-Picayune points out, Bush will become the first running back ever to finish a season with negative rushing yards on 10-plus attempts if he can’t muster up 3 yards on Sunday.

Wonder what team would be dumb enough to do that?
*cough* Browns *cough*

To be fair, they might have to...

My brother-in-law, a huge Browns fan, says the Browns are in danger of hitting the cap minimum. So they HAVE to spent money on someone, but who? Terrell Pryor?

Given that this is the weakest QB draft in decades, they probably can afford to dump some picks and hope.

I hope he's benched.

That would be funny and a hell of a record to hold.

That would be funny and a hell of a record to hold.

I remember reading Matthew Berry's Love/Hate column on NFL.com one week. He had Bush under the "hate" part back when he played for the Lions. It was something like, "You know that Pizza Hut commercial where someone tells Reggie he just got traded for a large 3-topping stuffed crust pizza? Sounds like a better dead every day."

And.... cue the trade rumour mill.

Dump Cousins, get that stupid tall guy from Tampa Bay.

TheCatt wrote:Dump Cousins, get that stupid tall guy from Tampa Bay.

Glennon?

Malcolm wrote:

TheCatt wrote:Dump Cousins, get that stupid tall guy from Tampa Bay.

Glennon?

Yeah, why not?

I'm waiting for the Vikes to trade AP to Dallas for Romo. We don't have enough injury prone QBs.

Robert Mathis is done.

The 35-year-old is just a half sack behind Dwight Freeney on the list of active sack leaders.

But that last game still holds interest.

Addendum: I had a meaningless game in the pussy league last week. Naturally, two players (Aaron Rodgers: 37.6 points and Adam Thielen: 32.2 points) alone outscored my entire team from a week previous to that. Just fuck.