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Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:02 pm
by Troy
Down 8ish. Need Anderson to have at least a mediocre night. Nothing crazy(but i'd take that too).

Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:06 pm
by Malcolm
Pussy league: I need 7.4 points out of Carolina's D. If TB's offense doesn't go insane or they get a defensive TD or just enough sacks + turnovers, I suck.

Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:27 pm
by Malcolm
Tweets about the Browns after last night's game:
I'd watch a four hour Browns practice on tv before I'd watch one minute of this debate.
After watching 20 minutes of this debate...our country is in more trouble than the Browns QB situation.
You could put Superman at QB for the Browns and he would accidentally fall into a sinkhole full of kyptonite.
There are people who thought Donald Trump won last night. There are people who picked a Bengals-Browns Super Bowl.
Live look at the Browns QB depth chart
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Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 2:09 pm
by Leisher
There are people who thought Donald Trump won last night. There are people who picked a Bengals-Browns Super Bowl.
That one's stupid and clearly written by a Clinton supporter in Ohio with no knowledge of sports.

Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 2:14 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:
There are people who thought Donald Trump won last night. There are people who picked a Bengals-Browns Super Bowl.
That one's stupid and clearly written by a Clinton supporter in Ohio with no knowledge of sports.
I think the implied idiocy in the second part is intended to double the slam of the insult.

Secondly, I'd like to take this chance to say ... LAST UNDEFEATED TEAM, BITCHES! Remaining schedule: Eagles, Bears, Lions, Redskins, Cards, Lions, Cowboys, Jags, Colts, Pack-queers, Bears.

Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 10:57 pm
by Malcolm
The Carolina House Cats are continuing their reign of mediocrity, vying for a three-way tie of "sucking at Atlanta's hind tit."

Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:01 pm
by Troy
ffuuuuuuuccckkk

Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:23 pm
by Malcolm
Hey, they only lost me both my leagues.

Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:24 pm
by Malcolm
Troy wrote:ffuuuuuuuccckkk
Troy wrote:Anderson slays Tampa, don't pick the ginger.

Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:33 pm
by Troy
i know your life is ruined too, but i care more about my own hide

also fuck it, you have the Vikings

Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:52 pm
by Malcolm
That goddamn thing double posted? Wtf happened to my delete?

Re: NFL

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 7:49 am
by TheCatt
Nearly lost me, despite a 36 point lead, with Kelvin B playing last night.

Re: NFL

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 2:09 pm
by Malcolm

Re: NFL

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 9:07 am
by Leisher
Cousin Sal on the Bill Simmons podcast suggested that the Bills should play the National Anthem every time San Francisco snaps the ball...

Re: NFL

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:33 am
by TheCatt
That's hilarious. Against the rules but Hilarious

Re: NFL

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 1:13 pm
by Malcolm
Vikes roll the dice on building an even scarier D.

Decker on IR. Well fuck, that kills me in the pussy league and helps me in the catt league.

Re: NFL

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:16 am
by Leisher
Dez Bryant nails Skip Bayless.

There is nobody worse than Skip Bayless in the sports world.

Re: NFL

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:37 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:Dez Bryant nails Skip Bayless.

There is nobody worse than Skip Bayless in the sports world.
I'm so pissed Twitter wasn't around for Jimmy the Greek or the Steinbrenner heydays.

Re: NFL

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:16 pm
by Malcolm
Jordan Reed -- concussion. Probably not playing Sunday.

Re: NFL

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:47 pm
by TheCatt
My team now has 7 questionables, 1 out, 2 on bye.